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    Verified Companion Companion AmbreeAustin's Avatar
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    This is for all my gentleman. This should be entertaining as hell

    OK gentlemen let’s play games, you are a provider for a day and have to post an ad. What would your ad say? Take it seriously act like this is your business, and let’s see your best attention-getting ad. The women would be playing the gentleman and we will respond to your ad on a scale from 1 to 10. 10 being best one being worst. However ladies,we must think like man. Meaning we can’t rate it a one because you think it is insulting or to much think of it as would this turn a man on… Guys y’all can go all out because I know some of us girls have! let the games begin
    Your Exotic Fantasy Come True
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    Back for 1 day only!
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    Well, if I was Ambree Austin, I would just post pics and say, "Come and get it boys! Look at my goodies!" That worked for me!

    I guess for an ad I would say:
    What is your biggest fantasy? To have sex with a porn star? Well dreams do come true sometimes! Check out my pics and reviews, porn star looks, porn star skills, porn star experience! CUM see me and make all your wildest dreams CUM true!

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    First taste is free, once your hooked it will cost you!
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    Yeah I have a feeling after I see Ambree Austin I will have to change my name to Money, pretty sure 2/3 of my money will start going to her!

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    Good stuff guys!!! Xoxoxo
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    Hi guys and gals. Glad you found me. Today I want to try something NEW, but I don’t know what: I just want to flirt with something exotic and erotic; wanna join me?

    It doesn’t have to be today even. Go ahead and send me your fantasy along with your screening info, so we’re ready for our future date. We can always have a hhr session to prep for our big adventure later this month. If you’ll send that screening info, I’ll reward you with your very own, personal selfie...and always, join my premium service for daily updates until our big dream cum true
    HWP, white guy, mid 40s, handsome and charming

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3daygetaway View Post
    Hi guys and gals. Glad you found me. Today I want to try something NEW, but I don’t know what: I just want to flirt with something exotic and erotic; wanna join me?

    It doesn’t have to be today even. Go ahead and send me your fantasy along with your screening info, so we’re ready for our future date. We can always have a hhr session to prep for our big adventure later this month. If you’ll send that screening info, I’ll reward you with your very own, personal selfie...and always, join my premium service for daily updates until our big dream cum true
    I actually really like this one


    Required Screening Info:
    PM: 2 Recent Verifiable References/Physical Description
    Contact Number/Your Availability Window

    🚫BBFS, EXPLICIT MSGS,BBSS, NEW HANDLES🚫
    24H Notice Required

    💄Preferred 411🧫Twitter





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    You’ll have an “After-Shock” of tremors on your drive home.

    No buyer’s remorse with this intercourse. My scent and taste will linger with you. My touch will still be felt around that throbbing member you stuffed in me. The “Little Head” will never forget all the attention from my lips or the pulses from my Os.

    All this in a private, secure residence with garage parking for discretely slipping in and out during your time of slipping in and out.

    Note – For your own wellbeing appointments are never more than two hours.
    Have you ever considered that the "Writing on the Wall" might be a forgery?

    Every time I read a review I keep waiting for Paul Harvey to say, "And now.. the Rest Of The Story."
    I am NOT a White Knight, just a bleached bastard.
    My gallery album gets updated occasionally.

    I do NOT share any pics I've taken without an "OK" from the model!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loxly View Post
    You’ll have an “After-Shock” of tremors on your drive home.

    No buyer’s remorse with this intercourse. My scent and taste will linger with you. My touch will still be felt around that throbbing member you stuffed in me. The “Little Head” will never forget all the attention from my lips or the pulses from my Os.

    All this in a private, secure residence with garage parking for discretely slipping in and out during your time of slipping in and out.

    Note – For your own wellbeing appointments are never more than two hours.
    So do you charge by the ad or by the word? Talk numbers to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CubanAva View Post
    So do you charge by the ad or by the word? Talk numbers to me.
    Girl for real!!! We have a new ad writer!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CubanAva View Post
    So do you charge by the ad or by the word? Talk numbers to me.
    Here's your introductory special. LOL

    Ad.jpg
    Have you ever considered that the "Writing on the Wall" might be a forgery?

    Every time I read a review I keep waiting for Paul Harvey to say, "And now.. the Rest Of The Story."
    I am NOT a White Knight, just a bleached bastard.
    My gallery album gets updated occasionally.

    I do NOT share any pics I've taken without an "OK" from the model!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3daygetaway View Post
    Hi guys and gals. Glad you found me. Today I want to try something NEW, but I don’t know what: I just want to flirt with something exotic and erotic; wanna join me?

    It doesn’t have to be today even. Go ahead and send me your fantasy along with your screening info, so we’re ready for our future date. We can always have a hhr session to prep for our big adventure later this month. If you’ll send that screening info, I’ll reward you with your very own, personal selfie...and always, join my premium service for daily updates until our big dream cum true
    Awesome truly awesome
    Your Exotic Fantasy Come True
    Email is best when looking to spend time together
    Texting can be overwhelming unfortunately
    $350H / $250hh / Greek +$100
    AmbreeAustin@Protonmail.ch

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    Ladies, have you ever wanted a time where it is all about you? Longing to be touch in a way that you have never been touched before?

    Licence my roving hands, and let them go, before, behind, between, above, below. Let me cover your body with soft warm kisses, starting from your cheek, down to your sweet soft flower. Full nakedness! All joys are due to thee. As souls unbodied, bodies unclothed must be, your pleasure is all I seek.

    Your traveled, generous thighs between which my whole face has come and come. The innocence and wisdom of the place my tongue has found there, the live, insatiate dance of your nipples in my mouth. My touch on thee, firm, protective, searching you out, my strong tongue and slender fingers reaching where you had been waiting. In your rose, wet cave, whatever happens, is bliss.

    I'm yours, as it's all about you.
    Last edited by risn2theoccasion2; 11-26-2018 at 02:28 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loxly View Post
    Here's your introductory special. LOL

    Ad.jpg
    Dawww you're so creative! Great work love!!

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