Another Barter Thread! Watcha got? Watcha want to trade for?!

[risn2theoccasion2]

I made this Barter offer before and have had some interest. A 1 year gym membership at a major gym chain. $540 value. PM me for details if interested.

[The Infamous One]

Interested. Pm me if you are!

[robman14]

I'm a personal trainer (I have a degree and a ton of certifications) and would be willing to offer services for workout planning (even possibly some in home outcall one on one training if you have equipment) for a provider's "services".

[The Infamous One]

Update: No longer needing flat screens or webcam.
Still interested in the following:
1.High quality camera for photography example - https://www.adorama.com/icat7ik.html?rfkref=productPage
2. new laptop (must be 2017 or newer & ready to go with no issues)
3.New or gently used Ipad
4. Latest ps4 or xboxone
5. New sofa & love set
6. Massage therapy gift certificates
7. iPhone 8 or newer (unlocked)
7. Spa packages

[Kitty bunny fuck]

Sexy ass grease monkey with jazz hands for hire 😜

Ring security system - love knowing who is at my door without having to peep thru the hole

Handy man to help with a few odds and ends around my house.

2 Large fiddle fig trees

New Xbox sounds nice

Cupping and or a deep tissue massage because I am a princess

New Apple Watch

May add to this list - but this should suffice for now

Updated barter list :

I no longer need the amazing ring security system!! Got that brand new and installed yesterday at my private residence from a mechanic with jazz hands!! (For the parionoid shit fuckers please notice this is at my "private" residence not incall)

Totally kidding about the mechanic with jazz hands, but I do still need one to look at something on my spare car.


I'd like to add to my list:

Amazon gift cards
Pier one import gc (love their ornaments)
Target gc
Lawn mower
And I need a super large peice of carpet for a project I'm working on.

[Atxangela]

Ill accept gift cards to Dillards Macy's Sephora Mac store

[Austin Ellen]

Do you do yoga?

I'm a personal trainer (I have a degree and a ton of certifications) and would be willing to offer services for workout planning (even possibly some in home outcall one on one training if you have equipment) for a provider's "services".

[robman14]

Do you do yoga?

I don't sorry

[hardroad69]

I have a tongue and lips that love to tease and explore......if you like to wither and scream a lot we can barter.....lol

[Kitty bunny fuck]

Barter opportunity-
I need someone to pick up an item in their truck and drop it off to me.

Not heavy but must have a truck

Win win situation :) your time for my time :)

PM me for details - discretion is at the up most importance.

[Pandarific]

Wow, I’m surprised by how many cool things are popping up on here! Well, I guess I’ll give it a go. I know some guy has probably already offered, but Id like to see if I can help anyone out.

Services
Personal Driver
•I’m a rideshare driver (i.e. Lyft and Uber) that operates independently as well.
•I provide amenities ranging from tissues, trash can, cold refreshments, entertainment system, mobile wifi hotspot, charging cables for iphone, USB-micro (android/samsung), and USB-C (certain newer phones), tablet for entertainment,and honestly......
so much more!.
• I pride myself on providing a service of a safe, relaxing, discreet, and enjoyable ride to wherever you need to go.
• I have been driving professionally in the Austin area for the past 6 years, and can safely say I know all the best routes that beat Waze 9/10. Although, I’m not above using GPS apps, and will usually use Waze anyways lol.
•Willing to drive distances as far as Houston, Dallas, San Antonio, and can work out a situation where if you need a driver while in that visiting city (up to one week max), I can stay and work regular rideshare fares while in that city, and stay at a different hotel (to respect your privacy and set a professional boundary). All can be discussed and considered after PMing.
•Have numerous references of providers and even a few hobbyists that will happily provide a shining reference for my professionalism. Willing to provide my own information and credentials for your safety. Just PM for any info.
•People might call me stupid for this one, but obviously most rides will probably not be that much one at a time, so I am willing to drive you, keep tally of your fares (specific amount for each trip agreed upon beforehand), and trust that you keep your end when its convenient for you? As far as I’m concerned, if you really needed to scam me for free rides, then you probably are in a bad situation and just needed a break. I hope this doesn’t happen, but after being scammed and robbed just a little too often, Ive become much smarter in a short time to make sure I still help others, while making sure I stay safe.
Therefore, I swear, whenever you’re in my car, you are King or Queen
•Through the innovation of new Car Rental smartphone app services, I have ability to change through different rental cars, to provide my passengers a fresh and finely tuned experience.
•Current Hours:
Mon- Thursday: 6AM-11AM, 2-7 pm, various night hours, depending on demand, but otherwise open.
Friday: 6AM-6PM, 12AM- 3AM
Saturday: 9AM-2PM, 4~6PM-3AM.
Sunday: Usually my siesta day, unless booked in advance.

I take my job very seriously! So let me know if we can help each other :D Full Disclosure, last week my personal car was broken into, and stolen with my wallet in it. Admittedly, I definitely have fault as I left a copy of the key in my glovebox �� But I definitely appreciate anyone that can possible use my services! Have a blessed day :)

[Pandarific]

O, I think I have an old Macbook Air lying around too. An old desktop. A server. Lol shit i forgot, I never resold or threw away anything that I’ve upgraded from in like the past 10 years. If theres anything you need, just pm me, and ill see if my garage has it lol :)

[Pandarific]

Don’t want to spoil anyone’s current prospects but just remember that the “Cyber Monday/Week” deals have already begun and will continue to do so for the next 2 weeks. Bad time to have bought a Nintendo Switch

[tzv13]

I got stuff to make sammiches. I’ll trade you a couple of sammiches for a handy.

[Valentina Voluptua]

I got stuff to make sammiches. I’ll trade you a couple of sammiches for a handy.

I like sammiches. And I'm the hand model in all the jerk-off vids. Get at me!