GREEK

[Slave Guinevere]

I'll summarize my points, and hopefully that'll get them across more effectively.

Ranting here will do nothing. It won't educate those who don't care to be educated. Those who care to be educated already understand that "no means no." A more effective solution is to block the offender and post about the experience in the ladies' forum, so others are warned.

We can go on unhinged rants about what should be, or we can learn to cope with what is. The hobby has been, is and will remain the same.

For those of you who care to read about an example of ineffective communication, read on. I grew up on the first floor of an apartment building. The hallway is enclosed because the winters are harsh in Transylvania. Even cars are kept in garages because of the cold weather. The hallway has two doors: one at the front which most people used, and one at the back used by the tenants to get to the detached garages behind that apartment building. One of the tenants who lived on the fifth floor never remembered to shut the door behind him and make sure it locks. Hobos would sneak into the hallway to spend the night and would leave behind trash and excrement. For those living on the top floors, this didn't matter at all. But for those of us living on the first floor, it mattered. My father (who was a teacher and absolutely should have known better) thought that the best way to handle it would be to yell at the tenant about shutting the door. It went about as well as you would expect. Nothing changed. My father started loudly slamming the door every time he found it open. We heard it and it was supremely annoying, but likely nobody above the second floor heard more than a muffled thud. The tenant on the fifth floor likely heard nothing and couldn't care less about it. No matter how many times my mother and us kids tried to convince my father that what he was doing was ineffective, he wouldn't listen. "See, the door was locked today! It's working!" (hint, hint). He died about ten years ago convinced his useless act of loudly slamming that door made a difference. In the end, the effective solution is a badge system on a door that automatically shuts and locks. So simple!

Unhinged rants... Wow...

If I RANT...

Then TRUST ME...

You will KNOW IT...

You can't even handle the thought of a FINGER IN YOUR ASS!!LOL 😂 😂 😂

You DO NOT get to tell me, or any other woman, where we can speak as long as we are POLITE and stay on topic... So, pay attention SPARKY, because, I was being polite in the above response and now, I am going to be polite but stern...

WE, meaning the WOMEN on this board, especially SUE NAMI, already got the message that you would like us to take ALL of our posts, our opinion and our thoughts to the ladies rooms... Hell, but why, don't we take our views, back to the 50's and wrap them in a nice & neat SPERM FREE casserole? 😉

The ladies already KNOW what NO means... And, if the guys on the FIRST floor are uncomfortable with the NOISE, I've heard that you can either sound proof your living space, change your living arrangement, buy ear plugs, or HELL, since we are talking about ASSTASTIC pleasures, you can get a few BUTT PLUGS to distract you from all of the noise coming from the women on the board...who are discussing men trying to force objects into their DELICIOUS ASSES that are not INTO such activities... (The ladies and and I are here to help you..)

And just so that we are CLEAR... I am NOT concerned about where your father or any of your cronies forced their women to hide their concerns... So, if you need to go into the garage and shut the door, close it, slam it... Read your comic books... I am GOOD!! I still have my teeth... Do you? So, put on your costume, climb into your coffin and wait for this particular woman to ASK if she needs instructions on how to survive as a HO in this world because I am doing great... But, if i need a DADDY, I already have a few ATF'S in Austin that I can call... So, are we good Papi? 🤗

Now, Last time I checked...

I think that I am still ON TOPIC... (Butt plug ordered for Papi, comic book and ear plugs for distraction)

Back, to all of my SISTERS, and their STRUGGLES with ASSTASTIC PLEASURES...

[Transylvania Count]

While we're on the subject of posting long winded useless shit.
Most don't know I was in prison.
I walked in on my wife and her lover, and in a rage and I "unalived" them both.
I got 2 life sentences. But the warden found out i was good with numbers and had me help him do his taxes. After a while , I was doing them for all the guards as well as cooking the books for the warden.
All the while I was digging a hole out of my cell using a tiny hammer while disguising it with a poster.
I eventually escaped thru that hole crawling a 1/4 of mile thru piss and shit. And now have a boat building business in Zehuatinejo, Mexico.
I only cum to Texas to hobby.

Shawshank Redemption is one of the all time great movies.

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Unhinged rants... Wow...

If I RANT...

Then TRUST ME...

You will KNOW IT...

You can't even handle the thought of a FINGER IN YOUR ASS!!LOL �� �� ��

You DO NOT get to tell me, or any other woman, where we can speak as long as we are POLITE and stay on topic... So, pay attention SPARKY, because, I was being polite in the above response and now, I am going to be polite but stern...

WE, meaning the WOMEN on this board, especially SUE NAMI, already got the message that you would like us to take ALL of our posts, our opinion and our thoughts to the ladies rooms... Hell, but why, don't we take our views, back to the 50's and wrap them in a nice & neat SPERM FREE casserole? ��

The ladies already KNOW what NO means... And, if the guys on the FIRST floor are uncomfortable with the NOISE, I've heard that you can either sound proof your living space, change your living arrangement, buy ear plugs, or HELL, since we are talking about ASSTASTIC pleasures, you can get a few BUTT PLUGS to distract you from all of the noise coming from the women on the board...who are discussing men trying to force objects into their DELICIOUS ASSES that are not INTO such activities... (The ladies and and I are here to help you..)

And just so that we are CLEAR... I am NOT concerned about where your father or any of your cronies forced their women to hide their concerns... So, if you need to go into the garage and shut the door, close it, slam it... Read your comic books... I am GOOD!! I still have my teeth... Do you? So, put on your costume, climb into your coffin and wait for this particular woman to ASK if she needs instructions on how to survive as a HO in this world because I am doing great... But, if i need a DADDY, I already have a few ATF'S in Austin that I can call... So, are we good Papi? ��

Now, Last time I checked...

I think that I am still ON TOPIC... (Butt plug ordered for Papi, comic book and ear plugs for distraction)

Back, to all of my SISTERS, and their STRUGGLES with ASSTASTIC PLEASURES...

Mods? Anything?

[Slave Guinevere]

I'm curious...

Why are you asking for the mods? I was polite... I didn't say that you do not have a right to post in coed because you do and as a matter of fact... I strongly encourage it...

I just calmly broke down that on multiple occasions you have told women to take their issues to the ladies room and that as a woman, we have a right to speak here... Why is that offensive to you? It is 2024...

You even explained why women should not bring their issues to coed...because men will not learn but that would be assuming that you are speaking as their representative as a whole, with or without a cape I do not know... and are the men happy to have you as their house representative for the Greek community?

I stayed on topic...the topic is "Men trying to push /force Greek on a lass that keeps saying "No"...

Helpful ladies and hobbyists suggested that she add it to her signature line...which she did...

Then we get the men who did not care... Of course we did... And I made a post that was calm and explained why this was not nice and that just as we should respect YOUR bodies...we would also like to have our bodies respected...

Then YOU told us to take it to the kitchen with an analogy on how to behave ourselves and I jokingly replied and your answer is to call for the mods? lol 😂 😂

Is this like the lifeline "Help I've fallen and I can't get up?"

But instead...

SG has posted and I don't have a response and darnit...she posted a banal 70's song promoting free speech and I don't know what to say...SOOOO... MODS?!? LOL 😂

Remember, I didn't follow you to this thread... I like Greek... I just believe that it needs to be consensual and it should be allowed to be discussed in coed..

Are we closing the prostate pleasure thread next? Squirting threads? I have questions for Sue Nami on both of these before you pound the rtm button on both of these ... Let me get my note pad.. I'm not an expert on either of those subjects...🤗❤️

[Mokoa]

Mods? Anything?

Nope.

She expressed her opinion here within the rules just as you expressed yours. That is how it works here in Coed.

[Sir Hardin Thicke]

Sigh...

Bear in the woods... Most females nowadays would rather have a bear in the campground then a man... I am betting that the BEAR would not argue there is a secret menu or push boundaries... Think what you are saying for a minute and think of the value that you have for your body... How many times should you have to say NO in order to be heard?

... But, I was IN & OUT..."🤦*♀️ 🤨

LOL I'll admit that I need to keep my day job and stop trying to write comedy as a living. I don't know what in my post makes you think I was serious about being conditioned by In N Out Burgers to ask for secret menu items that is causing problems in the hobby, but I guess art is in the eye of the beholder. I'll call my Master Class to see about getting a refund cuz I ain't making no one laugh!

[SexySammy]

LOL I'll admit that I need to keep my day job and stop trying to write comedy as a living. I don't know what in my post makes you think I was serious about being conditioned by In N Out Burgers to ask for secret menu items that is causing problems in the hobby, but I guess art is in the eye of the beholder. I'll call my Master Class to see about getting a refund cuz I ain't making no one laugh!

Probably because unfortunately there are folks that are dumb enough to think that way and have every excuse in the book to defend their actions rather than take responsibility for them.

[Slave Guinevere]

LOL I'll admit that I need to keep my day job and stop trying to write comedy as a living. I don't know what in my post makes you think I was serious about being conditioned by In N Out Burgers to ask for secret menu items that is causing problems in the hobby, but I guess art is in the eye of the beholder. I'll call my Master Class to see about getting a refund cuz I ain't making no one laugh!

Thank you for the rewrite of my words to service your own agenda... I'll have fun with that later.. Did you really think that my post was just in response to your singular post on this thread? Really? Shortsighted of you...Go check your post to Kelly Kiss, in a separate thread, where you tell her that she needs to OPEN her MENU, and then she will be WELCOME in Austin... I mean, how dare ANOTHER woman have BOUNDARIES... That damn SECRET MENU again isn't it? Lol

We get it.. Trust me...we do... Our safety, our comfort level is of miniscule concern to the thicke humor that you are laying on me today...so much so, that an entire chain of Asian restaurants decided to create the 4B menu... It's going over QUITE WELL...

And in some American eateries have gone all 4D and decided to take it out on the lower end of the FOOD chain... So please, continue too rewrite my words to suit your own needs and say it is "just a joke"...🥸

Now, I believe that I will bend over and GLADLY take it up the TUCKUS because I LIKE IT...I won't even need to get my typewriter out from the tortured hooters department...grab a few cups of coffee...chocolate bars..and i hope that you have a wonderful day..😊

Here was my original post and not your redacted one :

"Sigh...

Bear in the woods... Most females nowadays would rather have a bear in the campground then a man... I am betting that the BEAR would not argue there is a secret menu or push boundaries... Think what you are saying for a minute and think of the value that you have for your body... How many times should you have to say NO in order to be heard?

Sexxxy Jess has put in her sig line that she DOES NOT want to participate in this activity so yes, we can blame guys for pushing boundaries... No means no...

We want to have fun in this world, just as much as you guys do and when we have to keep repeating ourselves over and over, it makes us feel uncomfortable... And frankly, let's be honest, do you think the IOP is going to be as good if the lass, or any lass, is worried that once she is in a vulnerable position and you might flip the switch...go from A TO B...without her consent?

If a guy can't take NO VERBALLY then many times he will not in person... Once, you are naked,
It is not that hard to force someone into GREEK and say that "OOOPS, I SLIPPED... But, I was IN & OUT..."🤦*♀️ 🤨

And if, the girl calls the guy out it becomes a HE SAID SHE SAID... And a lot of girls are just not going to post about it...

SOOOOO YEAH... Let's just stick with FOLLOWING HER RULES... NO MEANS NO...

I can easily point to numerous reviews where guys say to shut her up by RAM A DICK IN HER MOUTH AND SHUT HER UP...

I like to read those comments...it is really helpful for me to screen which men are safe to see...but, I read really fast but, should I have to? Why not just be nice to the ladies..
If you want a GFE lady....See one
If you want a PSE lady...see one
If you want a massage gal...see one of those...
And if they do all 3, or more, that is even better, but go at their pace, let's just not scare them off, especially not the new ladies...or the young ones, who are just learning...

But DO NOT force a gal to do something that she isn't comfortable with...let her grow into our world so, that she learns to like different things...or wants to try new things on her own time frame...that is what happened with me...kind and loving experienced hobbyists slowly helped me, when I started asking about different things..it will make all the difference in the world with our new young ladies... and we want these beautiful new ladies to stick around...❤️🤗

[baja22]

"I just believe that it needs to be consensual"

Is there an activity that doesn't need to be consensual? I'm still not getting this. What is so hard about blocking guys that persist? I block spam calls all day, it's not a big deal. This is like the thread about whether or not you should turn off your phone for decompression days. Maybe some providers would rather whine and create drama and draw attention to themselves than doing the very simple fixes. I'm a realist - if a provider can't handle dudes asking for extras, which will never end no matter how many PSAs are done, then maybe pursue a different line of work.

[Sir Hardin Thicke]

Thank you for the rewrite of my words to service your own agenda... I'll have fun with that later.. Did you really think that my post was just in response to your singular post on this thread? Really? Shortsighted of you...Go check your post to Kelly Kiss, in a separate thread, where you tell her that she needs to OPEN her MENU, and then she will be WELCOME in Austin... I mean, how dare ANOTHER woman have BOUNDARIES... That damn SECRET MENU again isn't it? Lol

We get it.. Trust me...we do... Our safety, our comfort level is of miniscule concern to the thicke humor that you are laying on me today...so much so, that an entire chain of Asian restaurants decided to create the 4B menu... It's going over QUITE WELL...

And in some American eateries have gone all 4D and decided to take it out on the lower end of the FOOD chain... So please, continue too rewrite my words to suit your own needs and say it is "just a joke"...��

Now, I believe that I will bend over and GLADLY take it up the TUCKUS because I LIKE IT...I won't even need to get my typewriter out from the tortured hooters department...grab a few cups of coffee...chocolate bars..and i hope that you have a wonderful day..��

Here was my original post and not your redacted one :

"Sigh...

Bear in the woods... Most females nowadays would rather have a bear in the campground then a man... I am betting that the BEAR would not argue there is a secret menu or push boundaries... Think what you are saying for a minute and think of the value that you have for your body... How many times should you have to say NO in order to be heard?

Sexxxy Jess has put in her sig line that she DOES NOT want to participate in this activity so yes, we can blame guys for pushing boundaries... No means no...

We want to have fun in this world, just as much as you guys do and when we have to keep repeating ourselves over and over, it makes us feel uncomfortable... And frankly, let's be honest, do you think the IOP is going to be as good if the lass, or any lass, is worried that once she is in a vulnerable position and you might flip the switch...go from A TO B...without her consent?

If a guy can't take NO VERBALLY then many times he will not in person... Once, you are naked,
It is not that hard to force someone into GREEK and say that "OOOPS, I SLIPPED... But, I was IN & OUT..."��*♀️ ��

And if, the girl calls the guy out it becomes a HE SAID SHE SAID... And a lot of girls are just not going to post about it...

SOOOOO YEAH... Let's just stick with FOLLOWING HER RULES... NO MEANS NO...

I can easily point to numerous reviews where guys say to shut her up by RAM A DICK IN HER MOUTH AND SHUT HER UP...

I like to read those comments...it is really helpful for me to screen which men are safe to see...but, I read really fast but, should I have to? Why not just be nice to the ladies..
If you want a GFE lady....See one
If you want a PSE lady...see one
If you want a massage gal...see one of those...
And if they do all 3, or more, that is even better, but go at their pace, let's just not scare them off, especially not the new ladies...or the young ones, who are just learning...

But DO NOT force a gal to do something that she isn't comfortable with...let her grow into our world so, that she learns to like different things...or wants to try new things on her own time frame...that is what happened with me...kind and loving experienced hobbyists slowly helped me, when I started asking about different things..it will make all the difference in the world with our new young ladies... and we want these beautiful new ladies to stick around...❤️��

My post was simply a (failed) attempt of bringing levity to this conversation with hopes of breaking up the pace of arguments from spiraling out of control. I'm sorry it was seen by you or anyone else as inappropriate or disrespectful. Believe me, it wasn't. I appreciate all you do for us in this community.

[Slave Guinevere]

My post was simply a (failed) attempt of bringing levity to this conversation with hopes of breaking up the pace of arguments from spiraling out of control. I'm sorry it was seen by you or anyone else as inappropriate or disrespectful. Believe me, it wasn't. I appreciate all you do for us in this community.

You know Sweetheart..

I apologize for being grumpy the other day Sweetheart..

I started a new treatment for an autoimmune disorder that I have developed,the other day, and I experienced a great deal of physical pain after the treatment and I should not have posted or even been on the boards. After, I posted, I logged off and just slept for 3 days.

The good news is...these meds are great at putting the issues into remission, I've just been making friends with the new medicinal profile...getting used to a new diet, meds, side effects, etc...
and I apologize that I took that out on you love.... You are a sweet man and I really do want everyone to enjoy the board as much as I do... I was having a bad day and I should not have taken my ill humor out on on you..

I do hope that you can forgive me...I am feeling better today and I am in much less pain... Like you, I would much rather laugh and play on the board... Thank you for all that you bring to the board and for putting up with my grumpy old ass...🤗

Your apologetic slave,

Guinevere 😢

[Slave Guinevere]

"I just believe that it needs to be consensual"

Is there an activity that doesn't need to be consensual? I'm still not getting this. What is so hard about blocking guys that persist? I block spam calls all day, it's not a big deal. This is like the thread about whether or not you should turn off your phone for decompression days. Maybe some providers would rather whine and create drama and draw attention to themselves than doing the very simple fixes. I'm a realist - if a provider can't handle dudes asking for extras, which will never end no matter how many PSAs are done, then maybe pursue a different line of work.

Maybe, YOU have not noticed but I am not the WHINING type.. I am nice to a point... Then, I am a very direct and in your face sort of person...

Now, first off... You aren't the one being pressured to have a penis forced into your ass now are you? Let's keep that image in your mind now shall we?! This is the GREEK thread...

Did you READ SexyJess's opening post!?! Men are trying to force her verbally into doing Greek... Maybe, you missed those posts...maybe, you missed the rage in her posts... Do you think she is the only one? Are you that naive? Now, let's talk about coercion...

Now, let's imagine that you have also clearly spelled out your BOUNDARIES to the gentlemen and then you have these same men question your prices, your location, your activities...AGREE to these BOUNDARIES and then once you GET THERE FLIP THE SWITCH and try to FORCE THE AGENDA to what they want...

But, look at you.. Let's call it mansplaining anytime a female has to come into coed to help teach the young ladies that it is "OK" to not only set boundaries but to enforce them...

So, why am I here? Because, you guys are there whispering in their ears saying "You won't be successful if you don't post photos of your face...check Dallas coed for that thread...you need to do BB TO be successful...the list goes on and on and on"... Then you tell them they won't be able to pay rent...they are hungry or they have children to feed... I am not new... I know the games being played...

Now, theoretically, per YOU GUYS, I should not have been successful...but, I have...

I do not need this drama and I for damn sure do not want it BUT, when I started, we used to have a community where both the men and the women posted and the new girls could watch and learn...watching women like me post on the boards is a way for myself, and the other ladies, to mentor, the new girls on how to express themselves, and that it is ok, for them to respect their body, their rules and their choices...

Coming into coed and saying "No, that is not OK, gives the ladies a feeling of power in a world where oftentimes, they feel quite powerless... This world can be the most exhilarating sexual experience that a man or a woman can feel...but imit can also be the worst...learning how to handle all of the ups and downs takes a village from both sides...

So, please, do not try to come in here and try to Gaslight myself, and the other ladies, with phrases like "you can block emails or texts" because you do not do what we do.... In other words... Shut up and hop back into that kitchen right? Lol... Sometimes, the ladies and the men need express themselves in this world...I have an assistant to help me and that is a godsend but most of the ladies do not... You guys do it when the ladies nipples were not as PUFFY as you would like...lol...REAL WORLD ISSUES...LOL ��

These baby girls need to learn to handle themselves on and off the boards and if it bothers you to READ words like "consensual" and "rules"... Well, that says more about you then it does about any of us...

Have a great day!! I hope we have this little issue settled and I want you to know, that I fully support you guys whining about being fucked in the ass as much as we do!! Use A LOT OF LUBE!! ������

[Sue Nami]

I agree Slave, it is also about creating an atmosphere of respect and tolerance in coed, where women and others can feel a part of the community, listened to and respected. to have a dismissive "take it to the ladies' room" attitude creates negative and unproductive energy in coed. It's about safe space, women can talk about what we don't like and what we do like freely here. We don't need men telling us what to do, how to feel and saying to leave the coed space to talk about stuff. It is beneficial, men need to hear what bothers us women about the hobby and what we love about the hobby. Let's do all we can to work towards making coed a more open, inviting, tolerant and friendly space for all. The atmosphere and environment plays a huge role to the success of this site. respect is paramount. Let us have a voice here. it is important. that being said. to keep it on topic... I like to do butt stuff to you and I don't allow butt stuff on me. dat's the rules for me.

[knottyman]

I'd like to teach the world to sing...
(If you sang this, YOURE OLD!!)

[baja22]

Maybe, YOU have not noticed but I am not the WHINING type.. I am nice to a point... Then, I am a very direct and in your face sort of person...

Now, first off... You aren't the one being pressured to have a penis forced into your ass now are you? Let's keep that image in your mind now shall we?! This is the GREEK thread...

Did you READ SexyJess's opening post!?! Men are trying to force her verbally into doing Greek... Maybe, you missed those posts...maybe, you missed the rage in her posts... Do you think she is the only one? Are you that naive? Now, let's talk about coercion...

Now, let's imagine that you have also clearly spelled out your BOUNDARIES to the gentlemen and then you have these same men question your prices, your location, your activities...AGREE to these BOUNDARIES and then once you GET THERE FLIP THE SWITCH and try to FORCE THE AGENDA to what they want...

But, look at you.. Let's call it mansplaining anytime a female has to come into coed to help teach the young ladies that it is "OK" to not only set boundaries but to enforce them...

So, why am I here? Because, you guys are there whispering in their ears saying "You won't be successful if you don't post photos of your face...check Dallas coed for that thread...you need to do BB TO be successful...the list goes on and on and on"... Then you tell them they won't be able to pay rent...they are hungry or they have children to feed... I am not new... I know the games being played...

Now, theoretically, per YOU GUYS, I should not have been successful...but, I have...

I do not need this drama and I for damn sure do not want it BUT, when I started, we used to have a community where both the men and the women posted and the new girls could watch and learn...watching women like me post on the boards is a way for myself, and the other ladies, to mentor, the new girls on how to express themselves, and that it is ok, for them to respect their body, their rules and their choices...

Coming into coed and saying "No, that is not OK, gives the ladies a feeling of power in a world where oftentimes, they feel quite powerless... This world can be the most exhilarating sexual experience that a man or a woman can feel...but imit can also be the worst...learning how to handle all of the ups and downs takes a village from both sides...

So, please, do not try to come in here and try to Gaslight myself, and the other ladies, with phrases like "you can block emails or texts" because you do not do what we do.... In other words... Shut up and hop back into that kitchen right? Lol... Sometimes, the ladies and the men need express themselves in this world...I have an assistant to help me and that is a godsend but most of the ladies do not... You guys do it when the ladies nipples were not as PUFFY as you would like...lol...REAL WORLD ISSUES...LOL ��

These baby girls need to learn to handle themselves on and off the boards and if it bothers you to READ words like "consensual" and "rules"... Well, that says more about you then it does about any of us...

Have a great day!! I hope we have this little issue settled and I want you to know, that I fully support you guys whining about being fucked in the ass as much as we do!! Use A LOT OF LUBE!! ������

You've managed somehow to twist what was meant to be a supportive comment for providers into an anti-provider comment. I would like to think that my takeaway message for the "baby girls" is yes, you can set your own boundaries. Yes, EVERYTHING, not just greek, has to be consensual. Yes, you can block guys that keep pestering you for things you don't want to do. And for those guys that "flip the switch" in person, you end the session immediately and kick their ass out. Not sure how that's gaslighting, but whatever. This has gone way over my head. Peace out.

[Slave Guinevere]

I agree Slave, it is also about creating an atmosphere of respect and tolerance in coed, where women and others can feel a part of the community, listened to and respected. to have a dismissive "take it to the ladies' room" attitude creates negative and unproductive energy in coed. It's about safe space, women can talk about what we don't like and what we do like freely here. We don't need men telling us what to do, how to feel and saying to leave the coed space to talk about stuff. It is beneficial, men need to hear what bothers us women about the hobby and what we love about the hobby. Let's do all we can to work towards making coed a more open, inviting, tolerant and friendly space for all. The atmosphere and environment plays a huge role to the success of this site. respect is paramount. Let us have a voice here. it is important. that being said. to keep it on topic... I like to do butt stuff to you and I don't allow butt stuff on me. dat's the rules for me.

I agree Miss Sue!!❤️

I would love to hear more about how you do your prostate tours because I have A LOT of men that ask this of me and I just never feel that confident about it...

I am fortunate that my men communicate with me and that we all enjoy exploring together but I am not at the same level giving as I am receiving so...TEACH!! I am definitely wanting to learn!!❤️

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I'd like to teach the world to sing...
(If you sang this, YOURE OLD!!)

I have sung this song WAYYY too many times...lol 😂

Now, the question is... Can you sing this while something is in your tuckus?!? Lol 😂