I hate it when.....

Strangers call me "pet" names. (Babe, Hun, Honey, Doll, Sweets, etc.)
I'm totally ok with it once we get to know each other but until then, SAY MY NAME ;-P

I'm asked a question that is answered in my ad or on my website and they say they didn't see a link so I send them a link and they come back and say "Nice site" and then ask another question that was also answered on my website.

I get a PM, DM, Email, or Text with just a compliment. No question, no screening info, no apparent interest in booking time with me. (This SCREAMS time waster btw)

Door to door salesmen that knock on my door despite the sign that says "NO SOLICITING" and the bigger, bright blue one that says..
"ABSOLUTELY NO SOLICITING
Unless you are a neighborhood child or have an appointment, please do not disturb us. Thank you but NO THANK YOU"

in Red and White BOLD TYPE