This was definitely a big bowl of wrong and completely avoidable, even for a butthole noob.

Please allow Ol' JS to offer an apology on behalf of the experienced and capable buttfuckers out there. Misguided, over-eager, and clumsy dipshits like that give butt stuff a bad name. What's really sad is that all of us got buttholes, so the essentials of cutting and filing your nails, making sure there is some lube involved, and properly telegraphing the "big move" really should be basic common sense and courtesy.

Ol' JS is about achieving mutual pleasure and delivering assgasms. If any of you ladies wanna see what all the fuss is about, holler at your Starbaby! Bet.

Thanks for the entertaining and educational read, Gio. Better luck next time.

Peace, Love, and #BHILF

JS