Guys, was there an ad which made you look for your car keys?

[dodger]

Love ads and albums and such ,.. but years and years ago, back in the ASPD days, Kristin Keys put up an ad along the lines of "Within a minute of you coming through the door I want to be naked, on my knees, with your dick in my mouth" ... I loved that ad. Still do. Do you have an ad that "spoke" to your fantasies?

[3daygetaway]

The inverse: I hate when girls say “me sooooo horny, come help me get relief.”

Words: Most Kitty Bunny Fuck/Ivanna Fuxs ads are awesome. Holly Roxxx’ and KellyDarlin’s ads make me giggle.

Pics: seductive Selina, diane365, April ivy, Toni talbot

[DustyCap]

Great thread. Yes, there have been some that made me go, "wow, let me run over there NOW!" lol.

I can't remember the ******s' names but they are certainly rare and appreciated.

[Stewie griffen]

I like miss valentinas ads....

[Lovinglifeinaustin]

Yes there are some clever ads, but a woman’s contributions to the board dialogue do more to attract me than her ads. As do her location and price.

[redmoney]

There are some ads that have made we want to run out the door, but then I see south Austin or rundberg/st johns and am like, oh...never mind. Pictures in ads and something suggestive about the picture do it for me. Example saying something like come bend me over and having a picture of her bent over. It helps me to visualize myself there. And visualization is a well known marketing tactic.
Food for thought ladies.

[Kcalan6]

https://home.ourhome2.net/vb/showthr...968#post418968

This one was pretty damn good from Ms Voluptua. It shows personality and a sense of humor and made me wanna reach out to her. Some of the ads are to basic and scripted like this

https://home.ourhome2.net/vb/showthr...%26%2365039%3B

I’m sure she is a lovely woman but that ad doesn’t get me motivated to contact her. But that’s just my opinion

[Universal]

Note to self . . .
Picture of me bending over and touching my toes

[mathguy]

The inverse: I hate when girls say “me sooooo horny, come help me get relief.”

Words: Most Kitty Bunny Fuck/Ivanna Fuxs ads are awesome. Holly Roxxx’ and KellyDarlin’s ads make me giggle.

Pics: seductive Selina, diane365, April ivy, Toni talbot

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Agree with 3day. ESPECIALLY first part.

Any ad with naughty talk, sexy pics, etc is great. But don't do an ad about how horny you are and that you need relief.

Problem is you are talking about how horny & needy *you* are BUT you are asking a guy to come pay you in order to relieve this unbelievable & raging horniness?

It always seems disingenuous when I see it unless worded carefully. If you were *that* horny you wouldn't even need an ad. You may happen to be horny that day & that's super great. You can even say you are in an ad. Nothing wrong with that.The guy (probably you too) will have a great time! If you were that horny & just wanted relief you could go call up any guy you know, either civvy friend or some hobby guy you are really hot for and have incredible chemistry with, have them over for a booty call. It always seems perfidious or a little too cunning behavior when you make it sound so over the top as if you actually need it (like it's a favor). IJS. Meh. I dunno. It depends. Bleh. Whatever. I'm tired.

[DallasRain]

I try to cater my ads to my persona...make em fun and flirty

Like my springfield mo ads...redneck paradise. Lol...js

[3daygetaway]

Oh, I also despise ads that say “I’m retiring/moving away: come see me before I go.” I don’t want to find an ATF right before she leaves.

[knottyman]

I had a provider text me her salmon run text this morning.
" Do you draw, cuz I put the D in RAW."
I felt like a grizzly bear standing over a waterfall!!

[risn2theoccasion2]

I had a provider text me her salmon run text this morning.
" Do you draw, cuz I put the D in RAW."
I felt like a grizzly bear standing over a waterfall!!

If that isn't innuendo and a play on words.....

[Ebony Jasmine Love]

Don’t have to go blabbing about my texts to you knotty! Geez.

I had a provider text me her salmon run text this morning.
"Do you draw, cuz I put the D in RAW."
I felt like a grizzly bear standing over a waterfall!!

It’s tricky advertising. Nobody seems to care anymore and the titles are getting more explicit.
Doesn’t anyone care about not soliciting anymore?

Sorry to be lame, but I try not to get too much beyond something slightly suggestive for this reason.
Maybe I’m old school *shrug*

Speaking of old school, I used to love how S****** B**xxx coined/would post:

“I’m a grown man’s playground.”

That was so hot yet just right.

Idk I got a lot of business when I posted I gained some weight. *dramatic shrug*

[MarkWatney]

Don’t have to go blabbing about my texts to you knotty! Geez.

It’s tricky advertising. Nobody seems to care anymore and the titles are getting more explicit.
Doesn’t anyone care about not soliciting anymore?

Sorry to be lame, but I try not to get too much beyond something slightly suggestive for this reason.
Maybe I’m old school *shrug*

Speaking of old school, I used to love how S****** B**xxx coined/would post:

“I’m a grown man’s playground.”

That was so hot yet just right.

Idk I got a lot of business when I posted I gained some weight. *dramatic shrug*

I thought it was kinda cute, but I have no idea what it means. The innuendo may have gone over my head. I'll have to ponder putting the D in RAW a little more.