I took these pics the other day, driving along I35 and 183. 183. That’s “Arboretum” in provider talk. Some people wonder why all I think about is boinking. It’s not my fault. It’s everywhere. Take a look.
The first billboard is supposed to be a vodka ad. Vodka, my ass. I know at least one Adorable who can tie a knot in a cherry stem with her tongue.
The second billboard is for some Internet provider. (There’s that word again.) Do you see what they are using for design elements? Anal beads. That’s right. Two strings of blue anal beads, graduated in size. I know anal beads, and them’s anal beads.
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