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  1. 03-21-2009, 07:10 PM #1
    Das Ubersoldat
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    A Chinese couple get married ... and she's a virgin.

    On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darling, I know this is your first time, and you are frightened. I assure you, I will give you anything you want, I will do anything you want. What do you want?"

    "I want number 69" she replies.

    "You want beef with broccoli?"



    Das what???

    I don't give a shit. I don't take any shit. I'm not in the shit business.

    If you ask a question that you do not want an answer to, then expect to get an answer that you do not want to hear.

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  2. 03-22-2009, 05:53 AM #2
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