Guts or Balls

[zengarden]

Guts or Balls

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard
about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the
difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed,
the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out
with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and
having the guts to ask:
'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with
the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say:
'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.

Both may result in death.

[miloman]

I know I don't have the GUTS or BALLS for those 2 lines!

[Mokoa]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (zengarden @ Mar 18 2009, 02:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

Both may result in death.[/b]

Correction...

Both will result in death. :o