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    Verified Hobbyist BCD MrGiz's Avatar
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    An Israeli doctor said to a medical conference, "Medicine in my
    country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it
    into another and have him looking for work in six weeks!"

    The German doctor stood up and said, "Well medicine in my county is so advanced,
    we can take a lung out of one person and put it into another and have him looking for
    work in 4 weeks!"

    The Russian doctor got up and said "My country is even more advanced, we can remove half a heart from one person, put it into another and have them both looking for work in just 2 weeks!"

    Not to be outdone, the American doctor stood up and addressed the conference,
    "Well", he said, "My country is so far advanced in medicine, we can take an
    Asshole out of Chicago , put him in the White House, and have half the country
    looking for work in 24 hours!"

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    Amusing ^_^

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    Well, I certainly hope the Asshole that this joke refers to is not Obama (although I think it must be Obama) because I'm still giving him a chance to show me what he is all about. --LOL

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Sitara Devi @ Mar 17 2009, 03:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    .... (I think it must be Obama) because I&#39;m still giving him a chance to show me what he is all about. --LOL

    Sitara Devi[/b]
    He&#39;s certainly showing us a LOT to look at.... no doubt about it!!

    I think I&#39;m turning Mayan.... and I&#39;m gonna party like it&#39;s Dec 2012 !! :P


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