Dumb blonde jokes

[O'Mike]

Q: How does a blond turn on the light after sex?
A: She opens the car door.

Q: Why to blonds like tilt steering wheels?
A: More head room.

Q: Why are bleached blonds like 747's?
A: Both have black boxes.

Q: Why did the blond have bruises around her belly button?
A: Her boyfriend was blond also.

Q: What is the mating call of a blond?
A: Boy, I am drunk!

Q: What did the blond's left thigh say to her right thigh?
A: Nothing, they have never met.

Q: Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?
A: She threw out all the "W"'s

Q: What is the difference between a blond and the Titanic?
A: We know how many men went down on the Titanic.

Q: Why does the blond wear fuzzy socks?
A: To keep her ears warm.

Q: What do you call it when a natural blond dyes her hair brown?
A: Artificial Intelligence.



:P

[Texas Passion]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (topshelf @ Feb 22 2009, 07:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

Hey Monk,
What do blonde women put behind their ears to attract men? >>>>>> Their ankles <<<<<
Tess :) [/b]

FOMCLSHOTGRLMAO...LOl

[ThrillBill88]

A blonde, a brunette, and a guy with a bad case of dandruff were on an elevator. When the guy got off the brunette looked at the blonde and said, "That guy needs some Head & Shoulders." Blonde looks confused and asks the brunette, "How do you give shoulders?"

[SofaKingFun]

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead show up for the same job interview.

The brunette is the first one to go in, and after filling out the forms and going through the questions, the interviewer decides to ask her one last question:

"How many D&#39;s are there in "INDIANA JONES""?
The brunette thinks for a second and responds "One".

The interviewer sends her back with a promise that he&#39;ll get back to her after he had interviewed the remaining candidates.

The redhead is next. The process goes about the same, and at the end: "How many D&#39;s are there in INDIANA JONES"?
She immediately says "One". The interviewer says, "OK, we&#39;ll let you know".

Then the blonde comes into the room, goes through the questions, and finally gets asked: "How many D&#39;s are there in INDIANA JONES".
She gets a very serious look on her face and starts counting her fingers, muttering: "2, 4, 6 ...., hmmm – wait,... 2, 4, 6 .... can I borrow your calculator please?"

After going through 15 minutes of intense calculating, she finally comes up with the answer: "Thirty two"

The interviewer is stunned and asks her: "Ok, now tell me, how the heck did you arrive at this answer?"

Double Click Here For her response

[O'Mike]

SofaKingFun your link does not work........







Inquiring minds want to know!

[Big Yak Daddy]

Priceless! thanks ...BYD

[Fancyinheels]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (O&#39;Mike @ Feb 27 2009, 07:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

SofaKingFun your link does not work........
Inquiring minds want to know![/b]

So does this redhead.

[offshoredrilling]

SofaKingFun

Your trap is not working right.

[Das Ubersoldat]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (fancyinheels @ Mar 6 2009, 12:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

So does this redhead. [/b]

Q: How do you know when a redhead is done having sex?

A: She unties you!