Q: What do you call a lady with no arms and no legs?
A: ILEAN! :blink:
Q: What do you call a lady with no arms and no legs?
A: ILEAN! :blink:
"Its Not What You See, Its What You Make Of It!" -"Texas Dreamer"
Ok..
seeing as you opened the door...
Here are a few more
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
ART
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the pool?
BOB
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at the front door?
MAT
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the freezer?
CHUCK
BYD
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Big Yak Daddy @ Mar 8 2009, 06:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>And what do you call him if you take him water skiing?What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the pool?
BOB[/b]
SKIPPY
What if he has the legs cut off right below the thigh and he stands on the stumps?
NEAL
What if you put the man with no arms or legs on a grill?
FLIP
OR if it is a female on the grill?
PATTY
I dig hairy chicks.
.....a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? RUSSELL
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef
A dog with no legs? Scooter (But he doesn't even need a name....he won't come when he's called!)
A lady with one shorter leg? ILENE Asian lady with one shorter leg? IRENE
What do you say to a one legged hitch hiker? HOP IN.
What goes Hippity Hoppity through the mud? THE EASTER PIG......now I feel better....silly is good sometimes
No arms or legs in a hot tub .................. Stu
What do you call a ****** with no legs in Boy's Town (Mexico) ............ her name is ****swaylow
To find her, follow the snail track
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (tcreative2 @ Mar 9 2009, 11:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>****swaylow gee and i would have said night crawlerNo arms or legs in a hot tub .................. Stu
What do you call a ****** with no legs in Boy's Town (Mexico) ............ her name is ****swaylow
To find her, follow the snail track[/b]
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...no arms or legs in the mailbox? BILL
...2 guys, no arms or legs in the window? CURT and ROD
...no arms or legs on the grill? FRANK
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (oralee @ Mar 9 2009, 10:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef[/b]
This is off topic but that answer reminds me of this joke:
What do you call a masturbating cow?
BEEF STROKENOFF
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