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    Hung Chow calls into work and says, '' Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come work.''
    The boss says, ''I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.''
    Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. ''I do what you say and feel great. I be at work soon . . . you got nice house.''
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    LOL.... :P
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    nice

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    Funny. (I will be using that one at work tonight!)

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    Good one, but I don&#39;t know if I want to try that with my boss&#39;s wife? woof!
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    LOL TFF!
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    I definitely don&#39;t want to try that with my boss&#39;s husband.
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    Sometimes ya just gotta do what the boss tell you no matter how absurd.

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