Top 10 List - while waiting for aspd to return

[ck1942]

10 - Crying towel application.

9 - Regret not keeping all of those "marginal" phone numbers

8 - Check out the provider ads

7 - Check out the providers

6 - Ask your buddy's opinion on the (blonde/brunette/redhead)

5 - Ooops, forgot to clean out the full voice mail box

4 - Restart Plan A, and

3 - Remember to implement Plan B

2 - Buy new bottle of Slick-n-Slide Lube

1 - (see #2)



Sorry, folks, it's been a busy day at the real world orifice... almost didn't get to have lunch or "dessert."

[ck1942]

One of my "text buddies" sent me this....

Valentine's Day

flowers $20

dinner $70

movies $25

drinks $30

hotel $115

The look on his face when you tell him you're on your period....

Priceless!!!!

[sexualkitty]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ck1942 @ Feb 11 2009, 10:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

One of my "text buddies" sent me this....

Valentine&#39;s Day

flowers $20

dinner $70

movies $25

drinks $30

hotel $115

The look on his face when you tell him you&#39;re on your period....

Priceless!!!![/b]

That almost had me falling off the couch with laughter.

Hi CK, thanks for everything that your doing with this site.
Hope to see you tomorrow if I get back in town on time, MUAH

[Epicurus]

CK..

You are quite the comedian. Are you going to do some stand-up at the party?

TJ ;)

[jimny]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ck1942 @ Feb 11 2009, 11:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

One of my "text buddies" sent me this....

Valentine&#39;s Day

flowers $20

dinner $70

movies $25

drinks $30

hotel $115

The look on his face when you tell him you&#39;re on your period....

Priceless!!!![/b]

$260 just like a craigslist BJ!!!