In the past 25 years, my wife has enjoyed a lot of dick. Most of those encounters were not my dick.
I get it about once every other month from her, no matter how much I try.
I was gone from home, working in the boonies, no cell phone, no wifi. Came home after 24 days away, my birthday, no pussy.
She was sitting on the recliner, eating chips and cheese. She just said happy birthday birthday boy.
Fuck that. I showered and went to find some pussy.