My hat’s off to the women agreeable to sticking their fingers up my brown eye.

On a related note, how do the ladies want a guy to prepare for a prostate massage?

Before each date I try my best to thoroughly clean myself out, but as hours pass between cleaning and date time, the digestive process continues. I don’t know what to expect come date time, and I am always a little hesitant and embarrassed for a woman to stick her fingers up my butt, not knowing what she might find.

One woman I talked to told me she quit giving prostate massages because she was tired of getting shit all over her fingers. Others have been more agreeable, bless their hearts...and fingers.