Doesn't everyone when they get pulled over confess to the cop that I was speeding to go get laid?
Decided not to touch that one ... today. I shall behave ... this morning.
Shower? Is it Saturday night in Oklahoma?
Doesn't everyone when they get pulled over confess to the cop that I was speeding to go get laid?
Decided not to touch that one ... today. I shall behave ... this morning.
Shower? Is it Saturday night in Oklahoma?
That’s just nasty. Wet wipes aka dude wipes, adult wipes, flushable wipes- whatever nickname the company gives them are everyone’s best friend. While I have the luxery of a hotel room with a shower, the gents who don’t need to go to wal mart, and get a small travel pack of flushable wipes to freshen everything up before an encounter.
And since the ladies might not feel comfortable saying it, I will. Guys stop being cavemen wiping your ass with toilet paper only! Get some wipes and not only will your friends appreciate your nice smelling ass, you will feel confident knowing your extra clean. Ain’t no shame in buying wet wipes at the store,.. walk up with them and big box of condoms to the best looking checkout lady and you might find you a new UTR. lol
Kiki's correct. Hygiene, Hygiene, Hygiene. I can't imagine What some of the ladies have had to deal with. I suspect it is close to the top of the hobby irritation list.
Imagine the nice relaxing stress free holiday biomed is getting right now because he doesn’t have to deal with knuckleheads like me throwing lit matches around the room for our own entertainment. Not to mention all the behind the scenes stuff all the admins and mods have to deal with on a daily basis trying to herd tens of thousands of cats.
Not reference friendly or berates the guy for seeing someone else.
Racing stripes lmfao yea we can smell THAT before we see it.
#washYoballs
NCNS
I was like racing stripes. Wtf is that?
Holy Shit, no thanks, wipe your ass.
Misrepresentation. Not talking about "bait and switch". Im a fetishist lol, and when I get the courage to reach out and inquire about a foot fetish session, and show up and find that not only is she not familiar with anything involving it, shes not clean AND her callouses are rough enough to give my hands callouses...
Yeah i like to stick to regulars but still like seeing someone new, the fear of this situation happening again really makes me over cautious.
The two major ones for me are NCNS and racing stripes, body stubble. The first speaks for itself.
All my FS must shower before we start, but it's amazing at the stank that comes with massgae. Oh yaa, I just showered like an hour or two ago. Cream colored sheets don't lie nor do the BO smells. I get you forgot to swipe one pit, hell I've done that myself so that doesn't count lol.
The third and probably doesn't apply with other ladies. But as an LMT my hands touch most of a person's body. Mid to late summer I start seeing more and more of those that shave all over their bodies. Then it's like, ya I'm bristled up enough, let's go get a massage! It feels like sand paper and actually hurts my hands. Depending on growth, my mood, tolerance of pain that day, I may just have to give up at the beginning of the session. I don't fault those with no recognizable burns or signs of peeling. All that can be gone, then I apply oil and start rubbing to only end up exfoliating them. Gloves come into play...
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5 year old or older pics. When they say, yes I do wardrobe request. Then when you show up. They forgot. Yea right.