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    Cool Curves that Distract

    Hi, I'm Kindall



    As you can see, (Oh, first scroll down first) Marilyn Monroe
    and I might just be related. You might mistake me for her sexy, brunette twin.

    Do you see the resemblance, how our curves favor one another?

    Curves that distract

    ...Curves that can cause a 10-car pileup on I-10, if you're not careful.

    I've actually learned that lesson before, the hard way, picking wildflowers
    on the side of the road.

    ...Yes, I may or may not have been wearing a dress prone to
    fly north, while bent over. Sometimes I am a real ditz

    It turned out to be a foolish thing to do.

    Bending over is one thing, but doing it wearing a mid-length sundress
    and heels, AND NO PANTIES... (There were consequences, let me tell you.)

    I still can see the look of terror on drivers' faces right before they
    ran off the road. They just kept their heads turned too long.

    I know I am to blame. It's not their fault. That's just what happened.

    I got a thorough talking to by the sheriff who, after realizing what caused
    the crashes, sternly said, "No one has the right to turn people on
    like that, Miss." He told me if there was something he could charge me
    with he certainly would.

    There is no "failure to wear panties" on the books, though.

    There's no denying the trouble I caused... all because I had the sudden
    urge to pick flowers. Flowers. Yes, I know, it sounds utterly ridiculous
    to say that.

    If I could go back in time, I'd at least have had the consideration
    to bend over forest-side. I just didn't realize how much could be
    seen whilst driving 70 miles an hour. Apparently, everything
    is not blurry.

    Now I know!



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    Yes, I like to be funny sometimes. I hope you enjoyed this comedic post.


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    Last edited by KindallNicole; 05-02-2024 at 09:47 PM.

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