I'd call the prison Warden's office and ask them if they knew my wife was slammin the salami with the inmates/guards, in the slammer?
This reminds of the post on another site (which is no longer operational), where the guy claimed when he opened the door to his room for the Provider to come in, to his surprise, his wife was standing on the other side of the door!! I don't believe the story because who the hell would open the door without looking out first? However, it was a funny read.