Not a quote…..just a little rhyme

Up jumped Jack from the coconut grove
He’s a cool mother fucker, you can tell by his clothes…

He had an 8-button collar and a 2-button stitch
He’s a cock sucking, mother fucking, son-of-a-bitch…

He swings through the jungle with his balls in his hand
Saying “look out ladies…. I’m a beep-bopping man” …

Lined 100 women up against the wall
He swore to the devil that he could fuck them all…

After 98, his balls turned blue
So he backed off, jacked off, then fucked the other 2….

And there on his tombstone written in cream
Here lies Jack, the human fucking machine….