Saturday I'm hopping a plane to Cozumel, where I plan on cozying up to a beach chair and a Margarita, but I have some play time still available tonight. Let's get together for "Irish Happy Hour!" Let me drink you dry, suck and f---, er, um, fondle all that stress away, and leave you so relaxed that I'll have to pour you back into your shoes. Buy 2 get one free! Spend $250 for my basic 2-hour "all-inclusive no-limit" appointment, and I'll add an extra hour on to this or a future session!

Just want to drop by on the way home for a shot? TODAY ONLY from 4 p.m. to 10 p.m., a 90-minute FBSM with one shot down my throat is only $150! Let's see you order THAT at Hooter's. :P

Screening is required unless you're a repeat patron, and I'll need a couple hours notice, please. Call the pub at 936-232-8590, or send a note to the bar wench at my email. Check out the menu when you visit my website. Nothing this sassy lassie likes better than a "stiff" drink!