You know what, I really got to contemplating this and I have to say I KNOW I eat pussy better than any of you. How is that you ask, well I will tell you!!!

This also ties into the "how big is too big" thread with your BPEL and EG whatnots. That is all fine and dandy but when you have my problem, you HAVE to eat pussy so well you are asked to dine in again. And what is your problem, Dragon, you ask?

I got HUGE balls. Seriously, when you are hung like Horatio tit mouse with balls my size on the end of that little barrel....do you know how hard it is to find Kevlar condoms that small? Seriously. Catch one load from my big balls down my pea shooter, it will put your eye out. Lady says, Dragon, it is ok just put the tip in.....baby that is the WHOLE damn thing.

So see I have to be the best pussy eater out there cause with balls this big I HAVE TO BE!!!!!! And if I am not, I can just show you my huge balls and little dick getting you to forget how bad I may have been.

Do I win?

Dragon aka "Horatio tit mouse esq."