Quote Originally Posted by Lovinglifeinaustin View Post
I made a New Years resolution to cut back on my posting here. But before I disappear I wanted to share two things.

My wife recently bought me one of these.

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it’s a vibrating and sucking masturbation toy.

We also bought an Oculus Quest 2 virtual reality headset. And I discovered the world of immersive VR porn. Holy hells bells!

Using these two new toys is my new hobby.

I still intend to pursue the women here until I retire this spring. But in between dates, these toys should keep me blissfully exhausted.
Hopefully we don't lose you to the metaverse