This is for all my gentleman. This should be entertaining as hell

[Loxly]

Nawww you've done the hard part in getting our parts hard. And FWIW I've never charged for pics or vids. It's just another hobby.

[Lovinglifeinaustin]

Nobody writes ads better than Miss V.

[Kitty bunny fuck]

Nobody writes ads better than Miss V.

That's for damn sure!

[Austin Ellen]

That's great. Love it!

Here's your introductory special. LOL

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[MeetJadeRose]

Hilarious!

[AmbreeAustin]

Ladies, have you ever wanted a time where it is all about you? Longing to be touch in a way that you have never been touched before?

Licence my roving hands, and let them go, before, behind, between, above, below. Let me cover your body with soft warm kisses, starting from your cheek, down to your sweet soft flower. Full nakedness! All joys are due to thee. As souls unbodied, bodies unclothed must be, your pleasure is all I seek.

Your traveled, generous thighs between which my whole face has come and come. The innocence and wisdom of the place my tongue has found there, the live, insatiate dance of your nipples in my mouth. My touch on thee, firm, protective, searching you out, my strong tongue and slender fingers reaching where you had been waiting. In your rose, wet cave, whatever happens, is bliss.

I'm yours, as it's all about you.

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Nobody writes ads better than Miss V.

+1 nothing more sexy than a woman with intelligence.

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Here's your introductory special. LOL

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Hot Damn!!!!

[Loxly]

Thx Ambree. Your ads are pretty damn good as well. Although I did have an idea if you happen to have a pic with a golf ball. But back to the thread. Here's a Xmas special to tack on an existing ad.


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[Loxly]

Answer: As many strokes as it takes!

No roughs or traps on this 19th hole. And your "driver" will appreciate the smooth fairway as it slides down to the "pin".

Note - There IS an additional "green" fee for playing the back 19.

[risn2theoccasion2]

Thanks, Miss Ambree. I am honored to receive your applause.

[AmbreeAustin]

Thanks, Miss Ambree. I am honored to receive your applause.

You are too sweet baby

[RikkiB]

"I want your money and will pretend to enjoy every moment till 5 seconds after you cum then kick you out and text you a week later telling you I miss you."

[mathguy]

"I want your money and will pretend to enjoy every moment till 5 seconds after you cum then kick you out and text you a week later telling you I miss you."

Hahahaha.

Probably not a good idea for an ad but that's funny shit....

[Lovinglifeinaustin]

A la Cal Worthington...

I’ll stand on my head to give you head!

[MarkWatney]

Ladies, prepare to be worshiped from head to toe and all points in between. Indulge all of your secret desires.

Your wish is my command, including passionate kisses, nibbling your earlobes, nuzzling your neck, and teasing your tits just the way you like it. Foreplay is my specialty and I adore taking it slow and edging you into an altered state of consciousness with gentle suction and attentive licking of the entire nexus of your pleasure zones.

Tell me what you need. Whether it's sensual massage, a good old fashioned pounding, or any type of role play, fetish, or dominance and submission, I'm your man.

Discrete and upscale location. A fully equipped dungeon is available on request, and I can be submissive or dominant to meet your requirements. The safe word is "ouch".

All activities in session are between consenting adults, and any gifts exchanged are for my time only. No unsafe activities are on the menu. If you ask for any unsafe activities, you will be put over my knee and spanked until your ass is cherry red.

So if you need a mind-gobbling foot massage, salad tossing, golden shower, Cleveland steamer, back door Santa, butter churner, jackhammer, or need to be pampered and pleased in any other way, just tell me your requirements, and leave the rest up to me. Or if you require a gang bang, my assistant Quasimoto will also be at your service.

[AmbreeAustin]

Ladies, prepare to be worshiped from head to toe and all points in between. Indulge all of your secret desires.

Your wish is my command, including passionate kisses, nibbling your earlobes, nuzzling your neck, and teasing your tits just the way you like it. Foreplay is my specialty and I adore taking it slow and edging you into an altered state of consciousness with gentle suction and attentive licking of the entire nexus of your pleasure zones.

Tell me what you need. Whether it's sensual massage, a good old fashioned pounding, or any type of role play, fetish, or dominance and submission, I'm your man.

Discrete and upscale location. A fully equipped dungeon is available on request, and I can be submissive or dominant to meet your requirements. The safe word is "ouch".

All activities in session are between consenting adults, and any gifts exchanged are for my time only. No unsafe activities are on the menu. If you ask for any unsafe activities, you will be put over my knee and spanked until your ass is cherry red.

So if you need a mind-gobbling foot massage, salad tossing, golden shower, Cleveland steamer, back door Santa, butter churner, jackhammer, or need to be pampered and pleased in any other way, just tell me your requirements, and leave the rest up to me. Or if you require a gang bang, my assistant Quasimoto will also be at your service.