Smurfydoesdallas: Smurfy-Not as Advertised

[Lovinman]

Companion's Handle: Smurfydoesdallas
Date of Visit: 9/4/18
Preferred Method of Contact: PM
Phone Number: She will provide
Email Address: jessica_tearwell@yahoo.com
Website, Ad, or Profile URL: https://eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=52705
City, State: Plano, TX
Location: Parker/Independence
Type of Visit: Incall
Was the Appointment On-Time?? Yes
Activities: LFK, DATY, Breast worship, BBBJ, Mish, CG, Doggy
Scheduled Length of Visit: 60 min
Donation: 200 + tip
Approximate age of Companion: 40-something
Hair Color and Length: Blonde, shoulder length
Smoking Status: Yes, not during session
Ethnic/Racial background: White
Companion Description: Tall, about 5'10", small saggy tits with eraser nipples, mom-damage
Meet or Exceed Your Expectations?? No
Would You Recommend this Companion?? No

Public comments:

Sorry for the late post…..I just got my verified hobbyist status and wanted to catch up with some experiences I thought might be useful to my fellow hobbyists.

I know this review will cause a shit storm because of so many fans and white knights, but I have to tell it like it was.
I made the appointment easy enough with Smurfy and met her at her incall in Plano during a lunch hour rendezvous.

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[CPutnam]

I was very close to booking with her! Never mind now

[wazoo]

I had a very similar experience more than a year ago with her. I have not been back to here since. I had previously had a very nice experience with her. In retrospect. I think she accepted an appointment too close to when her son was to arrive home. Her whole attitude changed when my hr ran into time for her son to return. I understand the problem but she should not have scheduled my time when she had a conflict. I felt very uncomfortable, as she made it my fault. She was very cool and a fun visit on the previous visit and up until she wasn't on my last visit. For others she is probably ok if they make sure there will be no similar time conflict. Reviewers comments about her being older than her pics and smelling smoke were spot on based on my experience, but she is still sexy and attractive in my opinion.

[WellEndowed1911]

Just curious - the session obviously didn’t meet your expectations but you mentioned that you gave her a tip in the donations section. Why the tip for a lackluster session?

[Lovinman]

I made the mistake of predetermining that the session was going to be great and had the tip with my donation up front upon entry to the bedroom. Kind of hard to ask for it back. I’ll never do that again!!

[old boare]

It is always good to get an honest review, so thanks for reporting this.

But I had a great time with her a couple of years ago. Probably will still give her another try.

[Dirkdallas]

Thanks for the honest review.
I once saw her twice in one day: My first time and my last time. She was full of attitude and in a hurry.

[kronos]

I had a similar experience with her as well. Rushed and just wanted me out.
Also she smelled funky and unpleasant below as well.