I am willing to bet money that I eat pussy better than you

[PrincessK]

After what I had tonight...

I challenge any woman or man into an Oral War.....

No negotiations, no selfishness....lets do this...

Challenge accepted are you ready to lose

[AlexandraSand]

Dude,
Thank God, that I have two healthy hands. No nails.

[Big big bear]

Well, my tone clearly came across wrong. I wasn’t trying to bust your balls.

I think we are at the phase where we reserve a time. Bettie Mae’s post suggests a back-to-back contest; I was imagining a less compressed and more open schedule over about 10-days’ time. Reach out to her and ask. Really, this is her game now.

No prob brother and thanks for the maturity!!

[Agent220]

Challenge accepted are you ready to lose

Agent220 from the SHAFT tribe reporting. Failure is not an option

[mathguy]

I didn't do the graphics but I did do most of the notation (except some of the original anatomical pointers in black). Thanks again for those who enjoy the info!

I wanted to point out now, since I can't edit the other post, that the vaginal opening, and in in fact much of the internal organs are not to proper scale in those original images.

Basically the urethral canal and the vaginal entry are very similar in size it's just that the vagina has the amazing ability to expand with arousal. The original images above gave a bad impression of the scale/proportion of things. These are much better in that regard.


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Additionally, you simply cant fit beyond roughly 7-7.5in inside a vagina under any circumstances without bruising the cervix....period. In fact you really can't do more than ~6.75-7" without bruising except with certain body types, tilted uterus, special positions.
Some of the longest measured vaginal canals at arousal are 7" (max) in length. The longest ones are 7". The longest. Most are only 5-6". The vagina without arousal is only about 2.5-3.5in inches deep. It only expands another 2 to 3.5 inches at most typically. A lot of women even report discomfort in certain positions when the erect penis is beyond the plain average of 5-5.5inches! So think about that fellas

There is no way on earth anything beyond 7.5" (maaaybe 8") is going inside the vaginal canal (regardless of width/girth) without causing discomfort. It's possible that 7.5-8 could nearly be forced in all the way b/c the uterus can be nudged a bit in certain positions without hitting the cervix. Even a 6" penis can easily hit the cervix. Easily. Especially in a position like doggy-style or anything allowing maximum penetration. Some have argued about this in other threads but I'm telling you it's anatomically impossible to stick anywhere near that inside a vagina fully (disregarding thickness). And something like 8"-9" length or anything beyond is just totally absurd. Not to mention that a truly measured 9"+ penis is somewhere around 1 in ~10000-15000 men.
Put another way? City of 1MIL people (2MIL total - 1MIL adult men) it's likely that there are not more than 100 men, possibly as low as 50, out of the 1million men, that would reach that official medical BPEL length of 9in+.
That would be totally and completely impossible to fully penetrate. No way. I would dare anyone to prove otherwise. It's anatomically impossible without abnormalities, hysterectomy, absent uterus/cervix...

In a normal, healthy, young female with complete reproductive organs intact there is simply no way you will insert more than ~7" (ish). You can find all the porn videos in the world with a guy who looks like he is fully penetrating. I would likely just laugh. Most of those guys are not much beyond 7" (if even that) even though the camera, tiny woman, tiny stature of the man, angles.... might make it look huge. It's not really that big (though yes 7" is pretty long). If you watch any of the ones that truly are bigger than that they cannot get anywhere close to full penetration, not remotely close. Watch a video of Mandingo or Julio Gomez or an old one of John Holmes when he was alive. Or any guys in porn that are known or thought to be anywhere up around 8" and beyond. Not possible.

Also, FYI, realize that at 7", if you find that in a porn video, that's still longer than 98.63% of the male population. That's a pretty long dude. Even a flat 6" (real 6" not "eyeballed....I think its 6in") is longer than 77.47% of the male population.
So, yea, 7", or 7.5", is a really long penis guys. Really. 7.5" is longer than 99.83% of male population. I mention this b/c many men (this is for men - not ladies) don't seem to realize or accept the fact that the true average is really only around 5-5.5". At 5.25" you would be almost perfectly at the 50% mark. And that's a BPEL measurement (including the fat pad, however big or small yours is - lose weight and it gets longer ). I like to mention this b/c I hope it actually lifts a lot of guys spirits. Porn is twisted. Sex work, hobby culture, etc... is also somewhat twisted. It's not completely typical. So just realize that!


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I have seen other threads talking about this but there *is* a limit to the expansion of the vagina (aroused or not). Of course there is. Do we think the cervix and uterus just push up into the torso? And then what? Push all the other organs up too? Haha. Nice thought. That would be fun. Let's shove all the internal organs up against each other and press them together as tightly as possible in the chest cavity. Yay! She will loooove that! Ya.....no. Doesn't happen. The uterus can slightly nudge but not that much

This is why Rowan was correct in the "Greek" thread about how technically you can insert deeper into the ass than the vagina as long as you properly handle the entry, width of the penis, loosen up enough. The anus opening is obviously not as malleable or adept at handling stiff entry, and does not moisten or arouse like the vagina, however, once inside and the anus is not torn (proper lube/relaxation) the rectum itself is incredibly longer, deeper, wider than the vagina (see picture above). She was absolutely correct about that. It's a scarier thought to enter a very large (thick) penis into the anus simply b/c it doesn't arouse or loosen up like the vagina, but if you can get inside without tearing, relax properly, then technically, yes, you can insert a much longer penis inside. Width is definitely a problem though and a concern for tearing and causing bleeding. Proper lube and relaxation techniques with very, very slow progress during entry are essential in that case. But, yea, a long thin penis can actually ram inside the ass much harder than you could in the vagina. Uhhh.... just make sure your rectum is.... ummm.... emptied/clean

Sigh. Again. So much more than I was prepared to write, I was originally just going to add the 3 sentences and add the images, but I get to writing and I just can't help myself sometimes! At any rate I hope some find the information helpful or useful!

-mg

[PrincessK]

Agent220 from the SHAFT tribe reporting. Failure is not an option

Yeah that's it motivate yourself

[mathguy]

Yeah that's it motivate yourself

I think Agent is super agent motivated! GL!
Some of the guys seem to love this idea! I'd definitely call myself a cunning linguist. Yea, I actually mean the linguist part... *flex*!!! Hmm, but my neck is sore And some of the dudes are way too motivated. Plus I wanna give someone else a chance anyway Hahaha. Couldn't resist fellas
I guess I'll just offer info and my pimp ass knowledge base

[Jake32]

Damn I’d be down to wager I’m in at least the top 2 in this thread and I love a challenge.

[knottyman]

i see alot of feeling getting dashed.
bettin most yall eat pussy like Stephen Hawking

[Kitty bunny fuck]

i see alot of feeling getting dashed.
bettin most yall eat pussy like Stephen Hawking

Omg I just died laughing!!

[AlexandraSand]

i see alot of feeling getting dashed.
bettin most yall eat pussy like Stephen Hawking

Bahahahahah!

Lizard licks.

[Kfun12]

i see alot of feeling getting dashed.
bettin most yall eat pussy like Stephen Hawking

I already won this contest in my universe.....

[Bettie_mae]

per bettie mae's comments and reply to my earlier post i decided to add a couple of images pulled off an image search. I've also added my own comment section and various notations to each image which will help better illustrate.
if you aren't interested, just skip it (not hard to do). If you are, here it is

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this first image shows, as bettie mentioned, the g-spot is typically located just behind or underneath the pubic bone. It's not far inside. Only 2-3 inches at most. Due to possible awkward angles or positions sometimes it may require extra maneuvering or finger length to get in there fully, but it's really not far at all.

Read the notes i have added to the images for more information. It will be a spongy, usually slightly ridged (small little soft spongy ridges), section/nodule of tissue that you can feel. it's essentially directly behind the clitoris inside the vagina. that's an easy way to try to visualize where it is b/c it really isn't as far as some think. the spot is very close to the clitoris and the entry to the vagina, just up inside, 1-3 inches, behind the clitoris, sort of underneath or to the posterior of the pubic bone.
it will be easy for the girl to tell you when you have hit it and you should probably be able to tell once you know well enough, either by touch, or simply by her movements and/or vocals.

If you really know a girls anatomy, know how to move right, and your penis fits right so it hits the proper nerves you can totally achieve a g-spot orgasm (gush, squirt, spasm, etc) without a single finger or toy; it's 100% possible...guarantee it. It's not easy and is highly dependent on the chemistry, arousal level, motion, speed, genital fit, size, but it absolutely can be done.

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this second image is simply b/c there wasn't enough room for another note section and i wanted to add some markings for the pudendal nerve which is deep inside the pelvis and controls most of the sensation and motor movements throughout the region, including sensation in male and female genitalia.

In females the pudendal nerve has a terminal branch that includes the dorsal nerve to the clitoris and the deep perineal nerves. They are just major nerve that branch off to a network of many thousands of nerve endings but in females and males they both branch off the pudendal nerve down into the perineal and genital regions.

In males the main difference is the pudendal nerve has a terminal branch that supplies the dorsal nerve of the penis head instead of the clitoris. There are only about half of the nerve endings in the head of the penis vs the clit (which are analogues of each other). Roughly 4000 in the penis head vs 8000 just in the very small clitoris alone. So not only are there twice as many, which makes it more sensitive, they are more densely distributed, which furthers the sensitivity.

i love you!

[DragonX]

I think Agent is super agent motivated! GL!
Some of the guys seem to love this idea! I'd definitely call myself a cunning linguist. Yea, I actually mean the linguist part... *flex*!!! Hmm, but my neck is sore And some of the dudes are way too motivated. Plus I wanna give someone else a chance anyway Hahaha. Couldn't resist fellas
I guess I'll just offer info and my pimp ass knowledge base

Dude!!! With all the knowledge you have posted in this thread, time to put up or shut up!!!
Put your name in the hat and get in there like a fat kid going after that last piece of cake!!!

[Bettie_mae]

Well, my tone clearly came across wrong. I wasn’t trying to bust your balls.

I think we are at the phase where we reserve a time. Bettie Mae’s post suggests a back-to-back contest; I was imagining a less compressed and more open schedule over about 10-days’ time. Reach out to her and ask. Really, this is her game now.

How does everybody know I'm being fair? I was picturing a handful of contestants. Limited time to show their skills, I normally charge minimum 300 1 hour sessions. So getting 100 per participant is fair for me per entry. My place is good for the contest. I want the winner to go home with their pocket full of prize money the same night. I can take each contestant back into my room for 5-10 minute blocks of time. I can rinse off between in my private bath. Believe me. I can tell if a guy is good in the first 2 minutes. I the 10-
Day thing won't work. Reserving a time for each friend for two weeks will interfere with my regular sessions and personal life. I'm not going to greet someone and time them and grade them and send them home in only 15 min. They means I have to designate a hh- to 1-hr for 100. Not doing it.

Thoughts?

I'll have a list of rules prior to the evening.

I also want to throw this out there, the contest is open for companions as well as you handsome hobbyists.