I am willing to bet money that I eat pussy better than you

[3daygetaway]

I think my mouth is God’s gift to the Vulva. I propose a Cunilingus Contest Here’s the idea: one of our ladies will volunteer, the contestants will enter with a $120 donation, paid in advance, no exceptions. The provider will keep 100 for herself, for this quick visit session (after the oral exam, you are encouraged to continue the session at an additional cost, of course), then she will keep the $20 in a escrow account until the judging is complete and a winner chosen. It will have to be a ranking of skills, based on a rubric, and feedback given for our improvement. There should be no fewer than six competitors, so that the winner essentially get his money back, and if there are more than six competitors, we could always set up a tournament bracket with several providers, paying and entry fee at each level of the contest, of course.

I need a provider to express some interest in being a judge and to help write the rubric. Fellas, sound off here. Ladies, I can hear your interest already in winning this competition too!! If you are interested, let us know, I’m sure we can set up a ladies’ division (after all, it would be unfair to put you in competition with the men: we all know who would win that one)!

[Sprinter]

I eat pussy so good, I would have to charge the girl, if that's all that went on, lol

We pussy lovers are all delusional, like that.

[chairspud]

Hey my second wife bragged to her girlfriends I was just great at it! Low and behold several of them started hitting on me !

[DocHoliday]

Chair, you’re the MAN!!

[Loxly]

I was once referred to as "A Very Cunning Linguist". As always it's BYOB (Bring Your Own Bib)

[Agent220]

Nice thread

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[Daniel Larusso]

Hey my second wife bragged to her girlfriends I was just great at it! Low and behold several of them started hitting on me !

That's a better move than stopping short

[knottyman]

I was once told I was the best she ever had.
But you know how moms are...

[MarkWatney]

I love eating pussy too, at least the taste and smell of it. But I'm not what I'd call very good at it, so I wouldn't be at all surprised if you're better than me.

I can sometimes get the job done, but I get neck cramps when I'm in the top-down diving position, so face-sitting works better for me.

Does it make any difference how you approach the pleasure mound? Any tips? I'm an old hand at it, but you're never too old to learn new tricks.

[3daygetaway]

Mark,
I’ve experienced reactions from: biting, slapping, sp****ing the puss with air freshener, inserting bristled hair rollers, and shouting at the vagina “hey, Baby, you fine!”

Also, giving her head the same way you like to get it is a decent place to start.

[MarkWatney]

So cup the balls and work the shaft. Sounds like a plan.

[Tommie Gunnz]

You know who chows down on box lunch the best? Women. True story.

[MarkWatney]

Ha! I believe it. It takes a thief to catch a thief.

Too bad I'm not gay. Those gay guys probably suck dick like there's no tomorrow.

[MarkWatney]

Also, let it be known that I've never had my dick sucked by civilian gals anywhere close to our lovely ladies in the hobby. So there's something to be said for practice.

[Fancyinheels]