Ok, so I’m driving into Austin, I look to my left and what do I see??? I see some huge woman, 300+ pounds in a small car (aren’t they always?) driving down the road, face fucking herself with a dilldo!!! I mean, WTF are some people thinking...that nobody is going to see this stupid shit???? Some people need to wake the fuck up!!! Ever hear of impaired driving?? This may qualify as impaled driving!!
I know about Keep Austin Weird but damn!!! Just venting.