Worst three things a provider said to you.......they can be so cruel

[Thatcher]

1. You have 5 minutes left.
2. Are you close ?
3 You need to C**.

[Yourfavhobby]

1. I’m gonna need a deposit to make sure you’re serious the POOF like magic slut dust gone and blocked. 2.I can’t see you anymore cause I have a bf now. 3.I’m starting to have feelings do t you feel the same lol.

[Barry244]

One I forgot I've gotten many times. I'm so sorry I fell asleep on my phone.

[Rangerjohn]

1. You have 5 minutes left.
2. Are you close ?
3 You need to C**.

I’d have to agree to this one. Or in Spanish “dame tu leche” 20 minutes into an hour visit.
And I HATE being called Papi!
Some guys like it I guess, but the same girls calling you papi 1/2 the time have 5 year old sons they call papi too.
Ugh

[Superbd]

1. You have 5 minutes left.
2. Are you close ?
3 You need to C**.

This one right here is spot on... Kills a boner every time. When I was younger I would be still good. But now it kills it.

[Carlitosfromhouston]

1. Your the biggest I have ever seen
2. im Cuming
3. That's it!?

[Hexecutive]

1 says cum for me when I’m not even close
2 I only do cbj
3 is a cum dodger

[Bigtex6]

1. You have 5 minutes left.
2. Are you close ?
3 You need to C**.

Yes, this. No 1 and 2 guarantee no 3 will not happen….my Dick actually withdraws and says to me “save the deposit for a better sperm donor!”

[Little guy]

1. I’m on my period
2. You’re too big
3. It looks like life has been treating you well (meaning, you have put on weight)

[ZeroTheHero]

1. Can you get me food, condoms,groceries etc.
2. You are too big for anal
3. Not texting you back when you let her know you arrived

[Bigtex6]

1. Can you get me food, condoms,groceries etc.
2. You are too big for anal
3. Not texting you back when you let her know you arrived

3. Not texting you back when you let her know you arrived”

In the old days that would be grounds for an NCNS alert. Now it’s just fucking common, I had it happen two weeks ago with someone I had seen twice in the two months before…. To this day, they won’t respond and explain why. And I’m quite sure the lovely ladies on the board here have hobbyist who pull the same.

4. I had a flat tire/car wouldn’t start/auto trouble….. five minutes before the session… occasionally followed by a picture of a car on the side of the road that you know is 10 years old……

5. Bj? CFS? Oh no baby that’s extra…..

[ZeroTheHero]

3. Not texting you back when you let her know you arrived”

In the old days that would be grounds for an NCNS alert. Now it’s just fucking common, I had it happen two weeks ago with someone I had seen twice in the two months before…. To this day, they won’t respond and explain why. And I’m quite sure the lovely ladies on the board here have hobbyist who pull the same.

They usually reply back, 15 minutes later. She made up for it so I am good

[Birdieman74]

1. You have 5 minutes left.
2. Are you close ?
3 You need to C**.

Totally agree.

[Italia DiBella]

He may be too shy so I'll answer for him...me on Dec.13th
3 words
"No Double Dipping"

[Ben Rhimene]

He may be too shy so I'll answer for him...me on Dec.13th
3 words
"No Double Dipping"

I'm just catching up to this thread, but very well could have been me. But would never be offended hearing that...need to be careful not to knock an ATF out of commission for a few weeks! Sometimes, when everything is wet/lubed and the meshing is very intense the possibility of an accident or near-misses increases.

Something to consider on Good Friday...