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    Cool I guess I'm old school or something.

    Lot's of dude to dude dick discussion on this one.



    I'm just sayin'...

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    Get a girl rev'ed up...

    She won't care about the size.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jefferson Starfish View Post
    Lot's of dude to dude dick discussion on this one.



    I'm just sayin'...

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    Hahahaha. Funny.
    Does sound a little homophobic though.... I'm juuuuuust sayin And, yes, definitely old school. I'm messin with you buddy. No harm no foul. But, I mean, you kinda asked for it.... *teasin* That was funny though. Especially that old gif lmao.

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    Cool I'm totally just messin' with y'all.

    I just couldn't help but make that joke. You know how it is.

    Keep doing your thing Brother.

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    I like my men hung like a horse..... fly :D

    I am definitely not a size queen. While I can adapt to girth... the well is quite... erm... shallow. Length quite easily becomes a problem, especially since so many want to see that neat trick I do with the legs behind the head. ;)

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    Quote Originally Posted by GracePreston View Post
    I like my men hung like a horse..... fly :D

    I am definitely not a size queen. While I can adapt to girth... the well is quite... erm... shallow. Length quite easily becomes a problem, especially since so many want to see that neat trick I do with the legs behind the head. ;)
    Can you really get your legs behind your head Grace? Damn. I'm intrigued now! Pictures?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GracePreston View Post
    I like my men hung like a horse..... fly :D

    I am definitely not a size queen. While I can adapt to girth... the well is quite... erm... shallow. Length quite easily becomes a problem, especially since so many want to see that neat trick I do with the legs behind the head. ;)

    Fuck, I'm a girl and I want to see that trick too!! Spank spank!

    If anyone wants a massive and beautiful dick - just ask _desta to reach out and touch you!! Dick so big he can touch you from across the room.

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    While I am not up to _desta scale, I knock at the door often enough. I expect Kitty will find out soon enough and can report back.

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    Bring it!!
    who needs love when you have ******s?
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    Hee hee.... my Dallas guys can vouch for me on this one. Moving to Austin soon-ish, so I'm sure more vouches for my flexibility will come along soon enough ;)

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    Quote Originally Posted by GracePreston View Post
    I like my men hung like a horse..... fly :D

    I am definitely not a size queen. While I can adapt to girth... the well is quite... erm... shallow. Length quite easily becomes a problem, especially since so many want to see that neat trick I do with the legs behind the head. ;)
    Well hello Grace!!!!! I am hung like a squirrel with big balls!!!!!
    On hobby hiatus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DragonX View Post
    Well hello Grace!!!!! I am hung like a squirrel with big balls!!!!!
    Yummy!!
    who needs love when you have ******s?
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    I'm not into anything over 7 give me a 4/5" and we're going to have some real fun
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessK View Post
    I'm not into anything over 7 give me a 4/5" and we're going to have some real fun
    Ahh shucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DragonX View Post
    Well hello Grace!!!!! I am hung like a squirrel with big balls!!!!!
    Ooh-- perhaps we can get together sometime and you can show me your nuts, Mr. Squirrel :D

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