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I don't think anyone is gonna get butthurt. I do think the old Sean Penn gif is funny AF. Lol. Gotta agree on the Seinfeld one haha.
The most important & relevant thing is posting something of substance. After all, it's an informational & educational thread. Not a "let's share images", "here's a pic of my dick", or, "let's flame people or call names out of insecure male homophobia", type of thread.
I know some of it's in jest (like JS - always funny seeing that gif bro... haha). That's all fine and good. No harm, no foul.
But for the most part I'd say if anyone really is that homophobic, doesn't understand, can't read fast enough, or simply isn't interested, then the best thing to do would be to not participate in the conversation & move on. Really.
Personally I find it funny myself that some of the fag talk, or homophobia, comes from guys who openly love to get their ass eaten, eat ass, or have their ass dug in. Haha. I'm NOT shaming anyone who likes playing with doodoo. I like DATO myself if the girl is nice & clean (not much more though). IJS.... kinda ironic. Heh
It's just like how the Locker Room is mostly hilarious to me. A bunch of really old [mostly, not everyone, I know, but it's a lot], or sweaty, or balding, or really fat, or stinky guys, talking about girls on the board & their "worth". I mean damn near every post is about the value of some girl based on if she swallows, spits, eats ass, has a tight pussy, is pretty enough to command her rate, etc etc ad nauseum. Some aren't but it seems like almost every post.
That's a helluva a lot more "strange" to me considering a large majority of the crowd that make such foul comments about girls than an educational thread. Therefore I hardly ever post in it. Not interesting. Not educating.
Basically comes down to don't read it if you can't keep up or you're not interested. Pretty simple. IJS try to stay on topic if you're going to post please. Otherwise just move on.
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WOW! I must have slept through this thread wandering around. So tonight I read it from start to end. Gotta say it had me rolling on the floor a few times, but was generally educational and interesting. Having been told by more than one that I am big, seeing MG's work explains it. As I told someone else, it is what it is and what I was given and it pleases me.
Interestingly enough I have had warnings about going too deep with short girls ("I never have been poked there before" and I was not all in yet) and I realized that I prefer taller women. Guess I now know why since mathguy explained how it can be too big for one and just right for another. Thanks mathguy.
^^ Yw JFLY. Thread has some laughs no doubt about that... hahaha. But I'm glad you found something interesting, educational, or entertaining
agreed with OP's initial comment pretty much, maybe 8inches if I'm feeling extra masochistic on this day of cocktaking lmao
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