I checked into my hotel couple years ago../opened the desk drawer to put my "toys" away...so I had picked the bible up to move it out from the drawer, when out fell a bunch of Magnums!
Then yesterday I was hosting a nice gent who is VERY kinky (and so much fun)..he unpacked his hobby bag and set a can of Crisco on the counter....he said it is perfect lube for pegging... I will NEVER look at fried chicken the same again! lol
Yall share your stories!!!
mormon escort once told me i was going to hell for seeing escorts.
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I actually used to play with an episcipol preacher in Oklahoma lol
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Crisco you say??
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An FBSM provider told me she once had a Mormon client who would get the FBSM completely naked (with her topless) except for a sock over his penis.
And he wouldn't let her finish him.
Um............OK, whatever floats your guilt-ridden boat, fella. :)
To me that would be more like torture LOL.
I like extreme teasing, prostate massage and light bondage - you know, the usual
That might have been me Ms Dallas ! I've pulled that trick many times over the years because I didn't want "incriminating evidence" going home with me. Thought it might be the "Christian" thing to do. 😁Originally Posted by DallasRain
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Dallas Rain, one of the most beautiful and that body, wow that I have visited. I don't have no story to share but magnum is my size.
moved a buddy out of his long term hotel room. he told me dont swear or talk weird in front of my wife. shes real religiuous etc etc. so first drawer i open all this lube, strap on belt, black didlo, huge vibrator and a wig all fall outand a deck of nude gay playing cards. he turns the corner and sees all this stuff and just sat down on the ground dumbfounded. she walks in and says that its not hers but his best friend. she then tells him the guy is gay and stops over to hustle visits in the room. and me in the corner laughing and crying in a ball. he was just dumbfounded.
#2. got caught cheating. to save myself I said that I was pimping the girl out. my girl didnt miss a beat she spun around and said. "thats even worse u a....hole!" needless to say that relationship fizzled out. not from lack of drama or wit.
took my bff to a pro. im in bathroom waitng for him to finish. i peak out and see him sit up and flex his chest like a bodybulider and says in this deep voice "im gonna cum." i was like wow he got some issues. yeatrs later he gets married and the bride is with him and I said "u gonna make Teddy Cum?" and I flexed like he did. he turned red and angry at me, i thought I overstepped the line. Suddenly his bride nails me in the chest and starts screaming, "how come I know thats how he cums, are we gay, how do I know this secret. My other friend spouts out, "so you do that all the time, dude. whats wrong with you. so what does she do when she cums?" we all laughed and he has not spoken to anyone since.
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