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    Event/Reactions

    Event: the Dotard farts.

    Reactions:
    CNN - apples, oranges, and bananas do not fart.
    MSNBC - POTUS launches chemical attack on his own citizens.
    Spicer - biggest, best fart of all time. And, it smelled like roses. And, it made a rainbow, the biggest best rainbow of all time. The rainbow included colors never seen before. I was blinded, and cried, because of its beauty.
    FN - POTUS solves Nitrogen, Hydrogen, etc. shortages single-handedly.
    OH2 - POTUS did not shart: another glorious win for the GPOAT.
    Last edited by proteus317; 05-24-2018 at 10:29 AM.
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    Event: Mueller farts

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    Liberals get a hard on

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    Quote Originally Posted by gfejunkie View Post
    Event: Mueller farts

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    Liberals get a hard on
    Event: Mueller farts

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    Dotard sharts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gfejunkie View Post
    Event: Mueller farts

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    Liberals get a hard on
    Mueller: (farts)
    Liberals: (chuckling) Oh dear!
    Meuller: (chuckling) Yeah, that was a smelly one.
    (chuckling stops, somber faces resume)
    Liberals: So, how goes the defense of the constitution, rule of law, and American democracy.
    Mueller: Republicans keep throwing themselves in front of the train to protect the Coward Traitor.
    Mueller and Liberals: (sighs)

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    Event: Obama farts

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    The deep state and the media go into high gear to cover it up.

    #SPYGATE

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    Quote Originally Posted by gfejunkie View Post
    Event: Obama farts

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    The deep state and the media go into high gear to cover it up.

    #SPYGATE
    Ahh, yes, the "Deep State". That fantasy that consevatards fall back on when their pride is hurt and losing the narrative.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gfejunkie View Post
    Event: Obama farts

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    The deep state and the media go into high gear to cover it up.

    #SPYGATE
    Event: Obama farts

    Reaction: Dotard takes credit for it and claims it is the biggest, best fart OF ALL TIME!!

    #alternativefacts
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    Quote Originally Posted by haveacold1atx View Post
    Ahh, yes, the "Deep State". That fantasy that consevatards fall back on when their pride is hurt and losing the narrative.
    Make that an event - reaction (on topic) and I'll respond to it. BTW, you go around in here dropping the "tard" bomb and yssup will hit the Report Post button on you. Then I'll have to come back and chastise you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gfejunkie View Post
    Make that an event - reaction (on topic) and I'll respond to it. BTW, you go around in here dropping the "tard" bomb and yssup will hit the Report Post button on you. Then I'll have to come back and chastise you.
    Oh no! triggered snowflake needs his safe space!

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    Yeah, well. What are you going to do? yssup is 'special'. He's a stickler for rules.

    In case you didn't know, we don't name call other members here. That IS against the rules. It could even earn you some vacation time.

    Just a little word to the wise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gfejunkie View Post
    Yeah, well what are you going to do? yssup is 'special'. He's a stickler for rules.
    Rules?? There are rules??

    When Obama farts the libs. call it there eau de toilette of love fragrance

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    Quote Originally Posted by gfejunkie View Post
    Make that an event - reaction (on topic) and I'll respond to it. BTW, you go around in here dropping the "tard" bomb and yssup will hit the Report Post button on you. Then I'll have to come back and chastise you.
    Or mention the annual trophy?? Been there, done that!!

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    Nobody wants to be more “special” than the fat naked fake president.

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    Yeah and Hilldabeast would have been the real pres.....yeah...RIGHT!!!!!!

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    Tedious response bro. Every trump question gets a Hillary answer.

    Shirley, people can do better than that.

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