COVID19

[orbitboy]

social distancing is the #1 defense and is the only way to prevent the number of cases from spiking.

Anyone who doesn't take social distancing seriously, could end up being part of the problem rather than the solution.

Thank you!

[OralPassion]

I will assume you will NOT be attending the next few M&Gs.
I'm like Burger King, have it your way.

Though your assumption is mostly valid, the primary reason for not attending is, wait for it... wait for it... I've never been invited :(
(I say mostly because the next few is a long time into an unknown future)

Perfect/absolute social distancing is highly unlikely - just gotta give it our best effort.
For example, I still have to go shopping and I told my regular we could do an hour if she needed to, but it would likely be a clothed, non-intimate visit.

[risn2theoccasion2]

My company has suspended operations and is closing down until 4/1, tentatively. Since a good chunk of my income is performance based, it will greatly curtail my extra-curricular activities. Time to dust off the Fleshlight.

[Raikage]

There is currently a treatment for Coronavirus called Chloroquine and Hydroxy Chloroquine, which is not a cure but speeds up recovery times and it may prevent Covid-19 from getting in the body.
Source: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/32074550
They say it's 5 cents a pill and it better stay that way if this becomes a viable treatment and preventative for the virus.

[Lovinglifeinaustin]

My company has suspended operations and is closing down until 4/1, tentatively. Since a good chunk of my income is performance based, it will greatly curtail my extra-curricular activities. Time to dust off the Fleshlight.

My office just closed too. Thankfully I am not affected financially...yet. If there is a woman I want to see badly enough, I will create some sort of excuse to make the drive into Austin. I can work from home. I work for a hunger-related charity. We’re going to be busy.

I have one date lined up with a San Antonio woman later this month. But I would not blame her if she canceled.

I feel so bad for those hurt by this travesty. Best wishes risn.

[SweetKimberly]

It's COVID19 because it came to be in 2019. It's brand new.

[risn2theoccasion2]

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I got it covered. Lol
And I always have bleach on hand.

So, do we have to Purell our penis before the event takes place?

[Lovinglifeinaustin]

So, do we have to Purell our penis before the event takes place?

Lye soap and boiling water.

[orbitboy]

I was informed today that my office will be operating on a skeleton crew/rotating schedule where I get full pay and 80% time off over the next month. WTF am I gonna do with myself? This is cruel and unusual punishment!

[knottyman]

My company told me to come in.
Said if I die , they'll get new people.
But the joke will be on them when the new guy gets an order for a Big Mac WITHOUT lettuce.
Guess who'll be laughing their ass off.
THIS GUY!!!!

[GneissGuy]

I was informed today that my office will be operating on a skeleton crew

FUCK THAT! If I see a skeleton, I'm outta there!

[Chencho]

My company told me to come in.
Said if I die , they'll get new people.
But the joke will be on them when the new guy gets an order for a Big Mac WITHOUT lettuce.
Guess who'll be laughing their ass off.
THIS GUY!!!!

You sir... have won my laughter of the day! Lol

[Austin Ellen]

Latest from Austin. Austin is acting as if they are in stage 5. Stay safe and please be responsible.

Here is a cbsaustin.com article that you might like

https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/con...mmunity-spread

[Birdieman]

With all that’s going on, I wouldn’t be able to do my thang anyway regarding performance!
Oh well..

[Lovinglifeinaustin]

What are you wearing”Jake”?

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