Random Thoughts....derailments encouraged!

[DallasRain]

quote-- some hair pullin’ ball slapping sex.

wow can I use that in my new ads?? lol

[Suzanna Turner]

Yes thank you jugglover, it really was an orgasm in my mouth! And I ate the leftovers cold, right out of the fridge lol

Jeffbryant thank you for the tip on the foil, made for super easy clean up!

[Blaze]

But what about the bacon fat?? That's part of the best part lol. Damn, now I want bacon and a foot massage! Welp, am getting neither so imma go to sleep now. Way past my bedtime, but I finally got some one on one time with the PS4. Couldn't pass that up!

[Suzanna Turner]

No worries Blaze, I saved the bacon fat... of course I did, I have mustard green setting in my fridge waiting to be cooked up in it!

[Blaze]

Good gurl! The worst part of greens is washing them lol.

[Jugglover]

quote-- some hair pullin’ ball slapping sex.

wow can I use that in my new ads?? lol

Hahah, Hell yeah

Yes thank you jugglover, it really was an orgasm in my mouth! And I ate the leftovers cold, right out of the fridge lol

Jeffbryant thank you for the tip on the foil, made for super easy clean up!

When you really want to have the ultimate bacon orgasm from the oven in your mouth, buy Blue Gold bacon. That is the ultimate in the oven.

[DallasRain]

Damnnn I am horny and hungry now! Lol

[Blaze]

I love the smoked bacon at Sprouts and maple bacon by uhhh, damn I foget. Ugh! I get it at Reasors, sometimes it's not in stock and it's thick sliced.

[Slowhanz57]

OK, ladies. How in the hell do you get your heel caught in your thong?
It's a pose we see often in some ladies' pictures; but how in the hell would that ever really happen?
Who in the hell ever thought that pose made sense?
;-)

[Jugglover]

OK, ladies. How in the hell do you get your heel caught in your thong?
It's a pose we see often in some ladies' pictures; but how in the hell would that ever really happen?
Who in the hell ever thought that pose made sense?
;-)

You can’t deny that’s a sexy ass pose though, even with it being totally illogical

[Lovinglifeinaustin]

You can’t deny that’s a sexy ass pose though, even with it being totally illogical

One of my favorites once had one of those photos in her profile. I thought it was quite sexy.

We’re talking sex here, not logic. Captain Kirk, not Mr Spock.

[DallasRain]

Hmmm speaking of poses...chk out ninathedicknapper showcase on that other board....she has an extremely longgggg sexy tongue!

[Slowhanz57]

Well; that work out about like I expected.
Another thread here complains about how dead it is here.
So I tried to offer something a little quirky to generate thought and conversation.
I asked a question of the *ladies.*
The first person in is a *dude* telling me to shut the fuck up because it's a *stupid question.* I was here nine years before you showed up to to tell me to shut the fuck up. Thanks. I'll remember to ignore you in the future.
The ladies; for whatever reason, didn't touch it.
So; it comes down to one of two possible reasons; either I didn't pick an "approved" topic; or I'm one of the people here who are just supposed to shut up and read; but not start a thread or comment. I thought the "cool kids" list, and the bullies were only on ECCIE. Consider me advised.

Questions for a _moderator_:
But since there are others who probably need to know as well, I ask the moderator to please answer here so that the other outcasts, the other non-cool kids will benefit from the answers at the same time.

1. If there is a "cool kids" list, please post the URL so that we can check in advance to see if we're allowed to participate.
1. If there's a way to get on the "cool kids" list around here so that we _can_ post, please post the URL for the approval process. I'll educate myself. I read directions.
2. If there's an approved topics list, please post the URL. I'll make sure to stick to those in the future.
3. If there's a submission process for getting something on the approved topics list so that no one has to get thumped again in the future like I did, please post the URL.

Your time and assistance is appreciated. Thanks.

To you cool kids, carry on; enjoy yourselves. I'm a fast reader. I've caught up on my reading for now, thank you. I have housework to do. Byeeee.

[Suzanna Turner]

Slow, honey, I love you but I think you are a little sensitive at times. It was a cute and a bit funny question... a little "quirky" and you know I love that about you.

I think, in my opinion, it is suppose to look like she is pulling her thong out with her stiletto heel to show you more skin. I, personally will never do that pose because it is over done plus I enjoy doing photos that shows my personality, and that's not my personality.

On a side note, look for some great new pics of me in about a month from now! I have plans and I hope they pan out!

[Jugglover]

Slowhanz57, if your referring to my reply to your question as a “shut the fuck up” reply you totally read it wrong and that was not my intent. I was agreeing with you how the pose doesn’t make sense. So apologies if you took it the wrong way,. That wasn’t my intent.
I will suggest if you have a specific question just for ladies, make a new thread. Replies in a random thought thread is open for discussion by all genders the way I see it.