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    Verified Companion Companion DallasRain's Avatar
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    Hiya RED! Ed and the OK gang!!!


    Did you know .. Rumor has it that Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner is engaged. To a transgender woman! Not sure if it is true...but if it is thats just WOW! Lol

    Happy saturday yall!! No sexiness for me today...grandkid duty!
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    Life is good, I finally got good sleep and slept in. Coffee and Netflix time. Then maybe plant some flowers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dallas4u View Post
    Hiya RED! Ed and the OK gang!!!


    Did you know .. Rumor has it that Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner is engaged. To a transgender woman!
    The first image that popped into my head when I read this was two earthworms mating. They're hermaphrodites. SMDH.. ;-)
    According to the multiverse theory there exists an alternate universe where I have the body of a Greek god, I'm filthy rich, have a magnetic personality, and women adore me for more than an hour at a time. I must find that universe, go there, kill that guy and take his place.

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    LOL @Dallas.

    Vaping on Melon Milk Crusher by Rockt Punch this moaning. Was weird odd, still vapable on RDA, but me thinks it's better in my super tank. Doesn't seem to me as a coil killer.

    Have you had melon milk this morning???
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    Quote Originally Posted by dallas4u View Post
    Hiya RED! Ed and the OK gang!!!


    Did you know .. Rumor has it that Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner is engaged. To a transgender woman! Not sure if it is true...but if it is thats just WOW! Lol

    Happy saturday yall!! No sexiness for me today...grandkid duty!
    Here's one for you - I worked with a woman who was undergoing sex transformation to become a man , and she was going with a guy who was undergoing a transformation to become a woman. When all is finished are they considered a heterosexual couple?

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    Mmm tacos...danielle. Blaze..gypsy...cum here!!!


    And guess what ... My gal pal StaceyMay is cumming back to play in the biz!!!

    Well Im doing the grandma thing today. So no sexy fun for me....but TOMMORROW!!
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    Back in the late seventies, there was a case where a man was being prosecuted for consensual oral sex. Some women showed up outside the courthouse to protest, wearing t-shirts that said "If the Lord didn't intend for man to eat pussy, why did he make it look so much like a taco?"
    According to the multiverse theory there exists an alternate universe where I have the body of a Greek god, I'm filthy rich, have a magnetic personality, and women adore me for more than an hour at a time. I must find that universe, go there, kill that guy and take his place.

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    Damn it Danielle I have to get back to Oklahoma for a visit - we have unfinished business. I wanted to jump across the table at our lunch. You were the first woman I ever contacted at Escorts, and the situation never seemed to work out right.
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    Cool

    OK, I have been pretty much a non-drinker my whole life. Sure I have been drunk before, but it was never something I had to do. I had 2 glasses of wine today, and damn it feels good. Is it too late to become a drunk? Can you tell I'm not a drinker? 3rd glass o f wine OMG.
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    If you're alive it's never to late to start.
    According to the multiverse theory there exists an alternate universe where I have the body of a Greek god, I'm filthy rich, have a magnetic personality, and women adore me for more than an hour at a time. I must find that universe, go there, kill that guy and take his place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slowhanz57 View Post
    If you're alive it's never to late to start.

    I don't drink often, but when I do I get melancholy.
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    Yeah; I know what you mean. I've had the same thing happen.

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    Sitting on the front porch watching the rain pore down. Life is beautiful. If only I had a woman by by side right now it would be perfect. I am an incurable romantic especially when I am drinking even as little as I am now. PinkFloyd is Horny. LOL Everybody else on here sounds so logical. Life would have been so much easier without women. If it was just guys we would just drink, talk sports and play pool. Introduce women and everything gets crazy. Women become all we think about, all we want. It's 10, I better go to bed before I philosophize some more. LOL
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    But did you cry? It's not a good drunk unless you cry and say, " I love you man!"
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