Retirement
One day, while going to the store, a man passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass, Millie, Nelda, Elma, Lacey, Sippy and Rosie.
He thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on his way to the store. On his return trip, he passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.
This time his curiosity got the best of him, and he went inside to talk to the Nursing Home Administrator.
'Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?' 'Yes,' she said.
'They're retired ******s, and they're having a yard sale.'
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