SO YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SCHITT

He's the only son of Awe and Oh Schitt. Awe the fertilizer magnet, married Oh the owner of the Knee Deep Inn. Jack married Noe, who used to be married to Ted Sherlock. She kept the last name Sherlock. So she's named Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Jack and Noe had 6 children, Holy being their first died shortly after birth. Next came twin sons, Deep and Dip. Deep married his cousin Lotta, their parents were against it. Then Noe gave birth to 2 daughters, Fulla and Giva. Finally Noe had their last son Bull. Then Lotta gave birth to a son and they named him Chicken. Fulla and Giva married the Happens brothers. The Schitt-Happens kids are; Dawg, Byrd and Horace. Bull married an Italian woman named Pisa and they're awaiting the arrival of a Baby Schitt.