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    Wife Questions

    WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”
    HUSBAND: “Definitely not!”
    WIFE: “Why not - don’t you like being married?”
    HUSBAND: “Of course I do.”
    WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”
    HUSBAND: “Okay, I’d get married again.”
    WIFE: “You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
    HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
    WIFE: “Would you live in our house?”
    HUSBAND: “Sure, it’s a great house.”
    WIFE: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”
    HUSBAND: “Where else would we sleep?”
    WIFE: “Would you let her drive my car?”
    HUSBAND: “Probably, it is almost new.”
    WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”
    HUSBAND: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.”
    WIFE: “Would she use my golf clubs?”
    HUSBAND: “No, she’s left-handed.”
    WIFE: - - - silence - -
    HUSBAND: “F**k”
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    Bit off more then he could chew .. LOL

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