‘MY JOHNSON’ DIED
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong.
"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace. ‘My Johnson’ died
today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were forgetful and
sometimes a little crazy,she replied."Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace.
Please accept mycondolences."
The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his
private part hanging out of his pajamas.
He met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking
down the hall like that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas."
"But, Nurse Tracy I can't," replied Mr. Wallace. "I told you yesterday
that my 'Johnson' died." "Yes," said Nurse Tracy, "you did tell me that.
But why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" :unsure:
"Well," he replied. "Today is the viewing."
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