Corpus Christi , Texas Police Department reports finding a man's body in the Nueces
River near Labonte Park . The dead man's name will not be released until his family has
been notified.

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was wearing black
fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick,
and an Obama for President in 2008 t-shirt. He also had a cucumber up his ass.

The police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

In spite of what we sometimes think, the police really do care.