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[flinde]

So, one time a flinde harem ho left her reading glasses in the flinde mobile. All red froo froo and pink and sparklies. Mrs flinde #4 uses the car. Comes in. Says "What the fuck are these?" "Reading glasses," I said. "I know that. Who's are they"? "Mine". "Oh come on. They are pink and red with sparklies.". "I bought them." "Bullshit. They are girl glasses." " I didnt know that." I said. "Bullshit! "Well, I forgot my glasses. Couldnt see. Bought them so I could see. Put them on. Didnt realize they were girl glasses till I got home." She bought it. Told her 2,000 people on FB what I did. Told my 5k facebook friends and 2k followers. Made me put them on and took a pic and put that on Facebook too. Apparently this was funny.

Moral of the story? Its good to be the flinde. Old enough for reading glasses and still getting into shit like I was still 14.