Hottest unexpected session moment?

[OldGent]

Had a provider ask me to take her to the beach. While we were swimming she reaches into my trunks and starts massaging junior. Once he is hard she pulled her bottom off and hoped on. Luckily we were the only ones there that day. Will remember that forever.

[Holmes]

I was in Houston on business several years ago, scheduled 2 hours that went way over. She left at midnight, at 6 next morning she calls for me to ajar my hotel room door. By the time she left I was raw for a week.

[Universal]

Client has a brand new pussy bullet to use on me when he came for the session.. Fast, med, slow speed.

[Warpt]

Im old, so it takes forever to pop. I hooked up with a lady named SexyLadyBlue in S. Texas. We barely got started, in a 69 and I was about to pop in like 15 seconds.
Had to throw her off me to stop her. Don't know what it was, but I never in my life had the urge to pop so fast.
Second date, same thing. But I paid for an hour, had to throw her off me again...

[albundy v2.0]

Tough one.

But I guess, about a year ago, I saw “Sexy Señorita Christina” in Houma. She always advertises on Skip The Games. A pretty, but bigger girl, with ginormous tits. She was only $100 for a half hour. Got there and her pretty good looking blonde friend was there and Christina asked if I wanted to do doubles. Only $50 more. Hell yes!

Though the doubles aspect left a lot to be desired. Kind of like taking turns blowing me while the other played on the phone. But I barely did any fucking with Christina. Also, spent a lot of time answering questions about the hobby and how I think she should go about selling videos. Anyway, after the BJs, Christina’s friend got on top and she was a maniac up there!

Wild, loud, and messy. Fun chick.

But she ended up getting arrested not too long after and haven’t seen her since.



Christina (from her advertisements:)

[Universal]

Pretty woman^^^

[albundy v2.0]

Just remembered an “unexpected” moment.

Finding out that Viagra isn’t what I thought. A friend let me try one. Used it at a session with an escort I saw a few times.

From watching American Pie: Naked Mile and other comedies, I thought i just take the pill and my cock will be hard as steel for hours.

Don’t get me wrong, the shit works. But you don’t walk around with a rock hard dick for hours.

Disappointing.

[Kimberly Kisses]

My ATF showed up with 2 Filets, a bottle of Pinot Noir and a dozen white roses. That was our very first visit and he brings something special each time. He's heavily discounted, of course.

[DallasRain]

going to a bennyhanna with a client..I was wearing a short skirt w no panties...he would slide his fingers in my miss kitty then lick his fingers..lol

Then same guy & I went to Hooters...i was wearing his underwear and he was wearing mine!