A wealthy hospital benefactor was
being shown around the hospital.

During her tour, she passed a room where
a male patient was masturbating furiously.

"Oh my GOD!" screamed the
woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained,
"I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where
his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he
doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme
pain and his testicles could easily rupture."

"Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman...

As they passed by the next room, they saw a male patient
laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.

Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?"

Again the doctor spoke very calmly: "Same illness, better
health plan."