I am in need of someone with excessive energy over the age of 18 with two good references. You must smell good and have at the very least four inches of wood to work with. I don't care if you are ugly as all get out, that's your business. Oh I did not tell you what I needed you for. I need you to provide MSOG,cim,fiv,dfk,bw,SS and allow me to CW for at least a half hour.
Oh since I am providing the A/C and the other tools needed for such task I will be requesting a slight fee of 140.00 per half, and 220 per hour.
Ready now.