Hey ladies. I know we missed the tax free weekend but I had a thought.

Why aren’t there any back to school pussy sales? There are sales for moms. Kids. School supplies. But nothing for dad.

If you’re already running a “bust a nut to start the school year” special let us know.


FYI. I pay full price for pussy year round. This is joke. Don’t be offended. Please don’t turn this into dudes haggling for pussy.

Nothing but love ladies.

Can I hit it.