More of a funny than scary one....

I was really nervous with this woman I had met and trying to keep a positive impression going. I was chewing gum to keep my breath fresh and we got to a point where I was going down on her and vigorously licking and nibbling her. I went to town for about 20-30 minutes and she had a couple of orgasms. At some point I realized the gum was no longer in my mouth and I assumed I must have swallowed it. Anyways, after all was said and done, I was driving home and realized the gum had "liquified" while I was eating her and my mustache and beard were not "solidifying" because the saliva/etc was drying. I had to cut my mustache and beard off when I got home because it was hard as a rock with solid gum. Never chew gum when going down on somebody. lol