I Hate it when.......

[RunTheCourse]

I was married for so long I had no clue that this "sort of thing" existed.... I hate it when I'm the last to find out about a freakin' party!

[mathguy]

When I get asked personal questions during a visit. " Do you live here too?""How long have you been providing?" LOL. Just an FYI gents: these are not good conversationalist questions.

^ How was your day? (That's a given) What do you do for fun? Any good movies you've watched lately?

Easy peasy. Nothing personal or uncomfortable to answer to.

Good info Alyssa!

Definitely agree with you, not the best conversation opener hehe

I'd guess it's "ok" with some girls (?) after a decent amount of discussion or playful banter if it leads there organically, but to begin a conversation like that certainly lacks charm.

Nerves probably get a lot of guys, happens to everyone. Focus on the girl as if she were any other girl with whom you would enjoy spending time with.

Random hypothetical examples (just b.s. off the cuff):
"How was your day?". "Ohh really? Cool, how did that go?". " That's awesome, yea, I have a friend that blah blah blah....".

"I love your hair color, have you had it like that for long time or do you like to change it a bunch?". "Those are some great tats, I love the flowery one on your....". "Oh? Sweet, when did you get it? Look at mine ".

"Wow, you are a pleasant surprise! Do you workout and diet very strictly to keep that amazing figure or is just natural for ya?". "Oh that's cool. Yea I love to go to the gym at least 3 days a week and I'ma big fan of sports, especially....blah blah blah".

"What kind of things do you do for fun in your free time? Movies....reading....blah blah blah?". "Aww cool, yea I love those kind of movies, I saw blah blah and it was like blah blah ....haha cool!".

Obviously smile and use the proper inflections and flirtation for whatever you do say. I could go on forever with examples. Just talk...like she's a normal person. Because she *is* a normal person. Do that & you'll be golden! Promise!

[Guest 011723-1]

^ Very good script you have there! All good conversation starters! I'm sure you have no trouble with that ;)

[jojodancer15]

I hate it when I'm almost home after a session and my dick gets that "want more sex tingle".

[The Water Company ~]

i hate it when 'crash dummies' contact me.

#stop with the nonsense.

[That Guy]

I hate it when I’m in the mood to play and start looking at threads to see who might be available, but by the time I make a decision, it’s too late to get a response from anyone. Looks like tonight might be one of those nights.

[Universal]

I hate it when I’m in the mood to play and start looking at threads to see who might be available, but by the time I make a decision, it’s too late to get a response from anyone. Looks like tonight might be one of those nights.

Jessie Jane is a (late night) provider that MIGHT be available, Beautiful face with a bootie

[Krystal_RoseBBW]

I hate it when drivers in the oncoming lane don't have the common courtesy to dim their brights.

[a_roughneck]

I hate it when you're half way to meet for a session and asked to bring protection. WTF!!!

[Universal]

I hate it when you're half way to meet for a session and asked to bring protection. WTF!!!

I have ran out of Extra large condoms and didn't know what SIZE the client was for a first time experience, there may have been plenty of regular size covers left over in my bedside table but it's my place to say something ahead of time. They LOCK the condom cabinet at Walmart in Chalmette, waiting is not an option when you have a real job and running into traffic problems.
It's my way of saying, I don't know what size you are !!!!!
Some guys have a favorite and I might not have that brand, by all means bring your own

[NiyaStarr]

I hate it when someone asks for pictures even though I have links to reviews and social media accounts listed.

[Classysexxx]

This was a first last night....��..

I was asked to give a CBJ☹
Wtf..��..and instead of getting CUM shower or on my tits..I saw it shoot straight into the condom from CBJ. Face Fuck.
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He was a sweetie...but a Germaphobe?

It was like comedy central I kept insisting and nope he would not budge...AND..he was a rimmin..virgin that declined that too...
Kinda weird..��

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��Whatever..��������

Just a first for me.

[Lovinglifeinaustin]

I have ran out of Extra large condoms and didn't know what SIZE the client was for a first time experience, there may have been plenty of regular size covers left over in my bedside table but it's my place to say something ahead of time. They LOCK the condom cabinet at Walmart in Chalmette, waiting is not an option when you have a real job and running into traffic problems.
It's my way of saying, I don't know what size you are !!!!!
Some guys have a favorite and I might not have that brand, by all means bring your own

The Chalmette Walmart locks the condom cabinet? How backwards is that?

When I was a teen in the 60s, rubbers (the vernacular of the day) were kept behind the pharmacy counter. One had to ask for them. There was no way that I or any other teenager was going to ask an adult for rubbers. Stupidity.

I always bring condoms. So if a woman texts me last minute and asks me to bring them, I’m already there.

[Universal]

I hate it when Walmart has locked condom case.
Will get pictures

[Lovinglifeinaustin]

This was a first last night....��..

I was asked to give a CBJ☹
Wtf..��..and instead of getting CUM shower or on my tits..I saw it shoot straight into the condom from CBJ. Face Fuck.
��
He was a sweetie...but a Germaphobe?

It was like comedy central I kept insisting and nope he would not budge...AND..he was a rimmin..virgin that declined that too...
Kinda weird..��

��

��Whatever..��������

Just a first for me.

We live in a big wonderful world with so many different people, tastes and fears. It was classy of you to accommodate the fellow.