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    Oldest Client? 91yr old gets arrested for trying to have fun

    I feel bad for this man trying to have a good time that he deserves. Reading this news page has me wondering, what is the age of your oldest Client?
    I want to give him a gentle hug and kiss for his efforts


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    Wow. Yea. Talk about some bullshit. Let's arrest a 91yr old man for trying to entertain himself. I mean, yea, like these people are *suuuuuch* a danger to society
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    Poor thang..
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    Awww, major bummer, indeed! Consenting adults not hurting anyone else should be able to play as desired.

    The oldest fellow I have seen was 94 and still frisky and spry!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fancyinheels View Post
    Awww, major bummer, indeed! Consenting adults not hurting anyone else should be able to play as desired.

    The oldest fellow I have seen was 94 and still frisky and spry!
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    That man is my hero. I hope I can still get it on when I’m 91, or 94.

    As far as being busted, I hope he stands tall in front of the judge. He deserves a standing ovation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lovinglifeinaustin View Post
    That man is my hero. I hope I can still get it on when I’m 91, or 94.

    As far as being busted, I hope he stands tall in front of the judge. He deserves a standing ovation.
    Yes !! I give that man a standing ovation !

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    Unconscionable...

    Quote Originally Posted by Universal View Post
    I feel bad for this man trying to have a good time that he deserves. Reading this news page has me wondering, what is the age of your oldest Client?
    I want to give him a gentle hug and kiss for his efforts


    Prosecuting this poor old dude makes absolutely no sense, hope I’m still chasing strange at that advanced age. 🤣🙌🏾🙏🏾



    Quote Originally Posted by Lovinglifeinaustin View Post
    That man is my hero. I hope I can still get it on when I’m 91, or 94.

    As far as being busted, I hope he stands tall in front of the judge. He deserves a standing ovation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fancyinheels View Post
    Awww, major bummer, indeed! Consenting adults not hurting anyone else should be able to play as desired.

    The oldest fellow I have seen was 94 and still frisky and spry!
    94!

    Not only do I hope I'm still alive at this age, but I hope I even had my wits about me where I still enjoy a woman's company. Wow!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Island_Gent View Post
    Prosecuting this poor old dude makes absolutely no sense, hope I’m still chasing strange at that advanced age. 🤣🙌🏾🙏🏾
    Shit that's the damn truth ain't it. 91yr old playa haha. I hope I can still even think about sex in 50yrs lmao Wow. Did he take a whole bottle of V? Haha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StopShort View Post
    94!

    Not only do I hope I'm still alive at this age, but I hope I even had my wits about me where I still enjoy a woman's company. Wow!
    Yes indeed !! Lots of others who don't have that about them these days !! He is a lucky man !!

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    I wished my energy level was as zestful as the 91 year old going around looking for putang, the driving
    I did from Louisiana to Galveston is exhausting. Hate traffic !!!

    Oldest client I ever met was 80 & he couldn't sit still. I remember him telling me, he was a widow. Slender man that never smoked
    & everything worked in his tool shed, wasn't rusty.

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