~ Tips, tricks and hacks of the trade ....

[The Water Company ~]

Tips, tricks and hacks of the trade ....

Are there any shortcuts, hacks for minor quick fixes
that any of you gents/ladies would like to share here?

This all may sound like TMI to some but maybe a few hacks listed here will help out someone.
I'm no doctor but I play a naughty one sometimes. Lol

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10% Benzoyl Peroxide face wash: I use on my face for a few pimples and It's a plus if you have oily skin.

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Monistat Yeast Infection cream (the pussy cream fix).
Well once recently my face broke out. Had a reaction from a script from doc.
The hack quick fix was at night I applied some pussy cream on my face,
the Monistat 1-Day Yeast Infection cream. Next morning my face was fine and back to normal.

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Boudreaux Butt Paste diaper rash cream (for babies)
The hack: for razor burn/rash when shaving down there.
Applying a thin layer can help protect against additional irritation.
I've tried this hack at night after bathing and applied just before bed.

Having the ingredient Zinc in a cream based product is what u want for a rash/germs etc.
Zinc is also great for cold sores/sun blisters on lips aka herpes simplex type I

Just remember all diaper rash creams/ointments are not created equal.

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Condom hack for uncircumcised guys:
Roll back the foreskin, and roll on the condom to the base of tool.
Then roll the foreskin forward, and roll the condom to the base again.
The condom will be wrapped around the foreskin and the condom will NOT slide off no matter how energetic the sex is.
Otherwise, the forth and back motion of the foreskin may slowly pull off the condom, especially if it is a bit small.

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Pussy eating/dick sucking hack:
Always ask prior to the licking and or sucking encounter what the person does not like so you don't do something he/she hates.
(not really a hack but you know what i mean)

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Another hack:
Use spell check.
Ugggg!
Just shoot me now for all my typos.

~Please add any of your tips/tricks/hacks and let's keep this thread DRAMA free and most of all FUN!



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[Austin Ellen]

Great subject!!!
I use Preparation H ( the butt cream) on my face to reduce puffiness due to allergies. It's a good shrinking agent!

[The Water Company ~]

^Thanks ma'am. I need to try that. Thanks for the tip! Adding another tip to the list :)


Ho-Tip:

"Vagina Face Masks"
(vaginal facials)

Will help if any of you have pussy acne. Will also prevent razor bumps etc.

There are plenty all natural homemade pussy exfoliation recipes, just Google.


#PussyHealth
#GlowingPussy

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[Guest 072519-1]

Haha.. Old skool move I recently saw a guy complaining about.. He says all the ladies of Denver "hold the condom" I tried to tell him that was a way to prevent him from well.... entering in. Was so bad for the gent he said he will never hobby in Denver again !!

Oh the old.. old skool days as mischievous tricks of the trade !

Also.. just to chime in on the V-J up keep. This is a awesome product for men & women. COOCHY. You can order it online but you can find it at any legit adult store.


https://www.walmart.com/ip/Coochy-20...hoCUKQQAvD_BwE

[lovelyxxxo]

lip stick tube - simply apply light pressure and twist -great for any unwanted or accidental marks...also peroxide

for a underground pimple-colgate classic toothpaste-apply cream let sit over night.

razor burn- aloe vera -apply like sunscreen

dry skin- pure coconut oil- just warm till melting rub in and go.(great for tanning as well as it naturally prevents sunburn)

mine are basic old school remedies that almost everyone should know....they have been around over 100 yrs... but i figure why change what doesnt need fixing ya know..

[Lena Duvall]

For threesomes, whether they be a couple's or duo date, both women wearing female condoms is a great and convenient way for the guy to go back and forth between having fun with each of them without him having to stop and change "regular" male condoms all the time.

[Lana72]

Something that I do to make sure my skin is always hydrated and smooth is to exfoliate in the shower with a mixture of coconut oil and coffee grounds. I body wash after to make sure there’s no left over residue, and than once out of the shower apply a good layer of lotion

[Island_Gent]

For threesomes, whether they be a couple's or duo date, both women wearing female condoms is a great and convenient way for the guy to go back and forth between having fun with each of them without him having to stop and change "regular" male condoms all the time.

Sage advice here Queen...best practice for a doubles encounter.
🙌🏾👍🏾👍🏾

[StopShort]

Something that I do to make sure my skin is always hydrated and smooth is to exfoliate in the shower with a mixture of coconut oil and coffee grounds. I body wash after to make sure there’s no left over residue, and than once out of the shower apply a good layer of lotion

Whats the ratio of coconut oil to coffee grounds? Equal amount?

[Kammye]

This is a great thread!

Exfoliating: Loreal Coconut Scrub. Leaves youre skin baby soft smooth!

[Lana72]

I just eye ball it. I like to add a little more coffee grounds than coconut oil

[mathguy]

Great thread! Lots of good advice and home remedies.

Many people mentioned coconut oil. It's great for males & females both. It's one of the best skin hydrators you can use. It can also relieve symptoms of various fungal infections (whether it's candidiasis - vaginal yeast infection - or a regular facial fungal infection).

The following oils are great for your skin and have a variety of healing & antifungal/antibacterial (anti-acne) properties (just don't over do it and clog pores terribly):

Coconut oils
Ozonated Olive or Avacado oils
Tea tree oil

You also want a diet high in antioxidants as well as taking multivitamins that have good antioxidant proprietary blends or just good doses of natural antioxidants.

Antioxidants are extremely good for your overall health but also very importantly for your skin.

They are called antioxidants because they bind to many cells and damaging free radicals that have open orbital valence shells. Oxygen is extremely reactive. As a result, oxygen can cause a lot of damage (rust, for example). The same happens to our cells. Age spots are partly related to this oxidation along with "free radicals". When antioxidants such as Vitamin C, E, lycopene, beta-carotene, flavonoids, etc.... bind to these molecules they are no longer reactive. Oxygen can no longer react with the molecular structure (it's beyond the scope of this article but basically these molecules electron orbitals become full with a strong covalent type bond and oxygen can no longer react or cause damage).

FYI: The monistat works on the face too b/c it's an antifungal like micanozole or tolnaftate. The same stuff in many athletes foot or jock itch sprays. If your acne is fungus based it will likely work well. You will usually be able to tell which it is b/c a fungus will itch and be dry and flaky. It will not make the same type of red pustules with a head, or anything similar, such as cystic acne, or basic bacterial acne - the most common.

Great thread with lots of good tips!

-mg

[Thanos]

You guys should write a book lol

[mathguy]

Okay so I also wanted to clarify some issues about the oils above, especially for females. Though they are very good for your skin and have antifungal/antibacterial properties, you want to be careful of a few things.

Don't use oils with condoms (most any type of oil has the potential to breakdown latex - use only condom safe lubricants)

For the ladies, do NOT put oils *inside* your vagina. The pH balance of the vagina is very important as I've described in other threads.

Oils like the above do have antibacterial and antifungal properties, but as paradoxical as it may seem, they can actually cause a yeast infection. The reason is likely because it upsets the natural flora and pH of the vagina.

You may recall from other threads I've written that the vagina contains a very powerful type of disease fighting probiotic known as lactobacilli. Lactobacillus bacterias will use a process called glycolysis to breakdown glycogen (a type of stored glucose) from the lining of the vagina. This process creates a byproduct known as lactic acid. It is what creates the naturally highly acidic environment of the vagina (i.e. pH 3.5 to 4.5).

As you can see there is a dilemma. Yes it's antibacterial. However, the vagina needs the large colony of "good bacteria" that are part of the Lactobacillus family. The oils could be killing off the colony of healthy bacteria, in turn upsetting your vagina's naturally low pH and creating an environment suited for growing a yeast infection. The pH of your vagina is of paramount importance. I cannot stress enough just how important it is. This is your natural defense shield against many, many fungi, bad bacterias, various infections, vaginal bacteriosis, and yeast infections. It is so powerful in fact, b/c of the low pH and acidity that a healthy balance of lactobacilli can outright nullify the surface charge of HIV - eliminating its ability to invade cells. Not only that but the low pH of the vagina is so strong that even if it's not quite strong enough to completely stop all HIV invasion (in some women it won't if their pH isn't as low as pH 4) you still need 10,000 times as concentrated HIV to cause infection when compared to intravenous usage (i.e needles).

Sooooo, you do not want to put these oils inside your vagina.

Additionally, it should be noted that if you use things like partially hydrogenated coconut oils and such they could leave your skin more dry than it was before. If you are going to use it in your vagina as a lube make sure it has no additives, no fragrances, just extra virgin fresh coconut oil only. It can break condoms though still. If you use it as a light lubricant without condoms in your personal life it can be ok but be careful not to use much. You are more likely to catch a yeast infection this way and disturb the acidic (low) pH of the vagina. You absolutely never want that. Douching, using soaps, practically anything inside the vagina will disturb the pH other than certain special silicone lubricants or water based lubes. Soap inside the vagina is worst. Soap can be as high as 8.5 or 9 pH. It will drastically upset the pH of your vagina unless it's a special soap. Wash around it. Not in it.

So be careful what you put inside your vagina. I have written various threads on this topic. It's incredibly important. Talk to your doc if you don't believe me. The low pH of your vagina, which maintains itself, is incredibly important to female health. It's an amazing disease fighting mechanism. You really don't need anything inside the vagina to clean it. Just urinate after sex, this will help eliminate certain fluids, as well as flexing the vaginal tube to discharge anything you dont want in there. If you absolutely just can't stand the idea of not cleaning it (b/c of the hobby) then just very lightly flush it with plain clean water, no soap, no additives. Plain water. And don't over do it.

You really, really don't ever need to clean inside your vagina. It's a self cleaning organ. You clean with mild no fragrance/additive soaps gently *around* the vulva and clitoral areas, perineal areas, anus, etc.... but you do not out things in your vagina to wash it....period.

Signs your vaginal pH is off:
1. a foul or fishy smell (unusual fishy, foul, not the normal smell)
2. odd white, gray, or green discharge.
3. vaginal itching.
4. burning when you urinate.

You should get a female vaginal pH test kit to be sure but those are some basic signs. I guarantee you, if you listen to the above you will experience less itching, less fungal or yeast type growths, and/or any odd colored, smelling, or burning discharges (though vaginal discharge itself is very normal - that's the cleaning mechanism).



-mg

[The Water Company ~]

Thanks to everyone who shared a tip or two and many many thanks to MG for informing and sharing.